[Hackers]

I jay walked and accidentally littered without picking it up after.

You?

[7]

I jay walked and accidentally littered without picking it up after.

You?

Murder, GBH, Rape & Anarchy .. the rest I can't mention I was never there.
LOL.

I'm messing I only play the rape game with my wife.... "Wanna play the rape game luv?" "No!" "Good, that's the spirit!"

[ByteMe]

Murder, GBH, Rape & Anarchy .. the rest I can't mention I was never there.
LOL.

I'm messing I only play the rape game with my wife.... "Wanna play the rape game luv?" "No!" "Good, that's the spirit!"

Lmfao

For me Two days ago, around 2 a.m., my friend and I were pretty drunk. He was driving, and when we stopped at a traffic light, he suddenly accelerated.

[Undead]

Thought crimes

[Jamika]

I am very committed… perhaps the worst thing I’ve done lately is that I always throw trash out of the car like a wild pig.

[Wells]

I have been a good boy so my record is clean.
Thankfully I don't live in England, because then the situation may have been different. A hardened thought criminal I would have been, as Undead already hinted so beautifully.

Happy Fools Day everyone. :-)

[The Joker]

Well, I've always been filled with 'Mens Rea' but rarely 'Actus Reus'.

[hendzabiznis]

Put a dot in QR code

[TooBurnt]

I didn't break a single law today bros

[Hackers]

I am very committed… perhaps the worst thing I’ve done lately is that I always throw trash out of the car like a wild pig.

Please don't do this if you can commit to being better with trash. I know it's easy but it ends up going into the soil & the water. Then it can break down and lead to things like microplastics in our rain, constantly precipitating.

Not judging too hard, I admitted to littering, and I've done the car toss in the past, but I learned the errors of my ways. If we're all better, the planet will be better too. They say they'll call us the Plasticene era because future geologists will literally find a layer of plastic particles throughout the entire Earth from the last 75 years & onwards.

I can be better, we can all be better.

[Prawnster]

Evening officer, I'm happy to report that I have completed 0 illegal activities today OR ever!

[Hackers]

Evening officer, I'm happy to report that I have completed 0 illegal activities today OR ever!

Sir, you're free to go.

Just need to see that ID & proof of insurance

[Prawnster]

Sir, you're free to go.

Just need to see that ID & proof of insurance

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[Hackers]

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He's too fast and all we have are these European batons!

In the US they'd just shoot you
/s

[Prawnster]

He's too fast and all we have are these European batons!

In the US they'd just shoot you
/s

In the UK we mostly just get away with stuff unless we post something the gov doesn't find acceptable online, and then they boot your door down hahhaa.