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a dash of humor - CyberXero - Sep 5, 2026
My wife and I were in the middle of a heated argument.
She slammed the kettle down; I froze mid-shout. Suddenly, both of us stopped and stared at the pup proudly trotting in to present a thoroughly chewed, spat-out slipper.
She loses it, screams at the dog, whips around to me, and yells:
Wife Wrote:"I NEED SPACE."
I was completely speechless. Brain totally fried from staring at Burp Suite all day, the only thing that managed to leave my mouth was:
"%20"
Currently looking for an alternative couch to sleep on. Drop your payload suggestions below.
RE: a dash of humor - Terry A. Davis - Sep 5, 2026
Maybe you need root to get over it, or maybe touch her more? To bad is was a dog not a cat.
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I don't think I'll be quitting my day job any time soon
RE: a dash of humor - CyberXero - Sep 6, 2026
(Sep 5, 2026 11:52 PM)Terry A. Davis Wrote: Maybe you need root to get over it, or maybe touch her more? To bad is was a dog not a cat.
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I don't think I'll be quitting my day job any time soon
UPDATE wife SET status = 'Happy'
RE: a dash of humor - Terry A. Davis - Sep 6, 2026
(Sep 6, 2026 12:34 AM)CyberXero Wrote: UPDATE wife SET status = 'Happy'
Good thing you're monogamous or that would've updated horribly.
RE: a dash of humor - CyberXero - Sep 6, 2026
(Sep 6, 2026 12:35 AM)Terry A. Davis Wrote: Good thing you're monogamous or that would've updated horribly.
That would have been some freaky shiii 🤣
RE: a dash of humor - Terry A. Davis - Sep 6, 2026
(Sep 6, 2026 12:38 AM)CyberXero Wrote: That would have been some freaky shiii 🤣
Polyamory isn't freaky. Though discussion for another day.
The thing I should say is not using FKs for your wife's mental state, you might get drift now.
RE: a dash of humor - CyberXero - Sep 6, 2026
(Sep 6, 2026 12:40 AM)Terry A. Davis Wrote: Polyamory isn't freaky. Though discussion for another day.
The thing I should say is not using FKs for your wife's mental state, you might get drift now.
Nothing like that, this was just some humor I thought up,
RE: a dash of humor - Sift - Sep 6, 2026
Do you know the difference between a woman and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist but you can’t negotiate with women.
RE: a dash of humor - CyberXero - Sep 6, 2026
(Sep 6, 2026 03:18 AM)Sift Wrote: Do you know the difference between a woman and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist but you can’t negotiate with women.
That was a great one! Pml
RE: a dash of humor - UlliBoll - Sep 7, 2026
Screaming at a puppy can't be good.
RE: a dash of humor - OGTHUNDERJAB - Sep 7, 2026
(Sep 6, 2026 01:07 PM)CyberXero Wrote: That was a great one! Pml
def note
RE: a dash of humor - CyberXero - Sep 7, 2026
(Sep 7, 2026 06:01 AM)UlliBoll Wrote: Screaming at a puppy can't be good.
lets assume it was her favorite slipper
RE: a dash of humor - Sift - Sep 7, 2026
(Sep 6, 2026 01:07 PM)CyberXero Wrote: That was a great one! Pml
I got one more for you
Do you know why women get lost when using a map?
Because the kitchen isn't located on it!