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Sep 5, 2026 06:12 PM
My wife and I were in the middle of a heated argument.

She slammed the kettle down; I froze mid-shout. Suddenly, both of us stopped and stared at the pup proudly trotting in to present a thoroughly chewed, spat-out slipper.

She loses it, screams at the dog, whips around to me, and yells:

Wife Wrote:"I NEED SPACE."

I was completely speechless. Brain totally fried from staring at Burp Suite all day, the only thing that managed to leave my mouth was:

"%20"

Currently looking for an alternative couch to sleep on. Drop your payload suggestions below.
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Sep 5, 2026 11:52 PM
Maybe you need root to get over it, or maybe touch her more? To bad is was a dog not a cat.

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I don't think I'll be quitting my day job any time soon
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Sep 6, 2026 12:34 AM
(Sep 5, 2026 11:52 PM)Terry A. Davis Wrote:  Maybe you need root to get over it, or maybe touch her more? To bad is was a dog not a cat.

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I don't think I'll be quitting my day job any time soon

UPDATE wife SET status = 'Happy'
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Sep 6, 2026 12:35 AM
(Sep 6, 2026 12:34 AM)CyberXero Wrote:  UPDATE wife SET status = 'Happy'

Good thing you're monogamous or that would've updated horribly.
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Sep 6, 2026 12:38 AM
(Sep 6, 2026 12:35 AM)Terry A. Davis Wrote:  Good thing you're monogamous or that would've updated horribly.

That would have been some freaky shiii 🤣
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Sep 6, 2026 12:40 AM
(Sep 6, 2026 12:38 AM)CyberXero Wrote:  That would have been some freaky shiii 🤣

Polyamory isn't freaky. Though discussion for another day.

The thing I should say is not using FKs for your wife's mental state, you might get drift now.
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Sep 6, 2026 12:42 AM
(Sep 6, 2026 12:40 AM)Terry A. Davis Wrote:  Polyamory isn't freaky. Though discussion for another day.

The thing I should say is not using FKs for your wife's mental state, you might get drift now.

Nothing like that, this was just some humor I thought up,
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Sep 6, 2026 03:18 AM
Do you know the difference between a woman and a terrorist?




You can negotiate with the terrorist but you can’t negotiate with women.
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Sep 6, 2026 01:07 PM
(Sep 6, 2026 03:18 AM)Sift Wrote:  Do you know the difference between a woman and a terrorist?




You can negotiate with the terrorist but you can’t negotiate with women.

That was a great one! Pml
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Screaming at a puppy can't be good.
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Sep 7, 2026 11:56 AM
(Sep 6, 2026 01:07 PM)CyberXero Wrote:  That was a great one! Pml

def note
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Sep 7, 2026 12:39 PM
(Sep 7, 2026 06:01 AM)UlliBoll Wrote:  Screaming at a puppy can't be good.

lets assume it was her favorite slipper
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Sep 7, 2026 04:43 PM
(Sep 6, 2026 01:07 PM)CyberXero Wrote:  That was a great one! Pml

I got one more for you

Do you know why women get lost when using a map?

Because the kitchen isn't located on it!
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