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* - RxQueen - Jul 21, 2015
(Jul 20, 2015 05:49 PM)Drac Wrote: My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived ... I was that baby.
Family Guy or American Dad rip off, Can't remember which one it was.
DISQUALIFIED. ;)
EDIT: Yupp, It's American Dad.
PROOF: http://americandad.wikia.com/wiki/Haylias/Quotes
I want the money to pay to watch American Dad so i can catch people like this out.
* - Kaiz3R - Jul 21, 2015
I need some money because I'm broke asf.
* - Immortal Modz - Jul 21, 2015
See I would like to earn this money so I can invest into a hooker and I can become a pimp, Not an easy task as you can see I need to go out and buy a Pimp Cup, Pimp Shades, Pimp Clothing, Purple low rider, And of course a hoe. Hell, I almost forgot my Pimp Cane! Incase a hoe doesn't listen ya feel me?
* - Yumi - Jul 21, 2015
i have depression and money makes me happy gg
* - SIM-2223238 - Jul 21, 2015
i need to buy a tranny to have sex with, i can only pay with $5 btc taken from a person called zimboo thats their only way of payment
plz help me and support me
ill jerk you off
* - The Supreme Gentleman - Jul 21, 2015
I walk for 10 miles, up hills and down valleys in the cold -20°. Through the pouring rain, hail, and snow to get to McDonalds so I can access HF daily.
Give the $5 to help me.
* - eoNe - Jul 21, 2015
Beacuse i want to buy some amazon gift cards.
* - SIM-2223238 - Jul 21, 2015
(Jul 21, 2015 06:16 AM)Michigαn Wrote: I walk for 10 miles, up hills and down valleys in the cold -20°. Through the pouring rain, hail, and snow to get to McDonalds so I can access HF daily.
Give the $5 to help me.
Fucking bullshit, HF is blocked by macdonalds.
* - Babz - Jul 21, 2015
Got nothing else to do, lol. So I'm posting here.
* - LSDoom - Jul 21, 2015
If you give me $5 I can finally afford the new Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4, would be sweet mate.
* - Double A - Jul 21, 2015
Hey man, so I see you are holding a contest. Well I would like to win because well my dad recently got surgery on his leg which removed his knee. He can't work at all and is in pain most of the time and my mom is working most of the day (at work and at home helping my dad) Its putting stress on my mom seeing how she works at a fast food place and makes little money and our store we own isnt going so well in terms of business.
Well I would like to win the contest in order to help save up money and get my parents a gift in the future as we are going through hard times and my dad will never be able to work again due to his surgery. The doctors said that if he puts too much strain on his knee he may get injured badly. My parents are gonna sell the store soon and help save money for the future and for my education so theres that. If i dont win its no biggie but thank you for holding a contest such as this 🤝
p.s parts of the story are actually true and happening to me :c
(Jul 21, 2015 07:11 AM)Aggron Wrote: Fucking bullshit, HF is blocked by macdonalds.
Is it really? lmfao whenever i go to mc dick I always access hf 🎉
* - Real Muthaphukkin G - Jul 21, 2015
Hey bud,
i got bit by a venomous snake and now the docs are saying that i only have 5 days to live
and my last wish is to win this contest before i die
so please fulfill my wish bud <3
* - Ventures - Jul 21, 2015
I'm looking to get free lunch today.
* - Krew - Jul 21, 2015
I have always paid money to Nigerian Princes and they always ignored me afterwards :'(
* - Sakuto - Jul 21, 2015
You owe me 5$, time to pay your debt !
(Yeah, it's shitty)