If you guys were sleazy salesmen, and you had to try and convince perspective buyers to learn (buy a car) YOUR programming language, what would you tell them? What's your pitch?
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 (Jan 1, 2025 06:13 PM)StinkButt420 Wrote: If you guys were sleazy salesmen, and you had to try and convince perspective buyers to learn (buy a car) YOUR programming language, what would you tell them? What's your pitch? Here Goes: Folks, have I got a deal for you today! Step right up and let me show you the sleekest, snazziest, and absolutely unstoppable programming language on the market—our language. Why settle for those clunky old models that break down every time you need a quick fix? Let me tell you, once you get behind the wheel of our brand-new codebase, you’ll never go back to the junkyard of legacy languages! (Jan 1, 2025 06:48 PM)Foxxy Proxies Ltd Wrote: Here Goes: Man said all that just for it to be HolyC (Jan 1, 2025 08:45 PM)StinkButt420 Wrote: Man said all that just for it to be HolyC Written in the typical format of the sleazy car salesman. LOL |
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