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What's the best painless way to die?

(Feb 26, 2016 09:09 PM)Magna Wrote:  A lot of these suggestions are illogical. The best way is asphyxiation

asphyxiation is one of the worst ways to go 😧

OP, don't do it. PM me with your situation, and I mean details. I'll give you the advice and help that you need to continue.
I've attempted 4 times, and now I seriously regret it.
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I would say gunshot to the head.
Make sure you put the barrel of the gun under your chin or in your mouth pointing up.

But yeah don't kill yourself, it isn't worth it. Look at me. I've been depressed for 10 years and I always hope that the next day will be better.
Even thought it isn't but a man can dream, can't he?

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
Paradise by the dashboard light.
this is fucking ridiculous i can't believe everyone is falling for this 🤦‍♂ The kid got neg repped and then decided to make this thread when he could of just googled the answer instead of hopping on a forum but whatever.
... not biting...

however ;)

..I was thinking hacksaw, but start at the front of the neck cos' if you start at the back you might lose the use of arms before you actually finished, you would at this point feel no physical pain of course... front page news I expect as well.
Best painless death is
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You need:
  • 5+ Disposable grills

  • Charcoal lighter fluid

  • A lighter

  • A chair

  • A not-well ventilated room

  • A pack of hotdogs

  • Optionally some alcohol and/or painkillers


1. Fire up the 5 disposable grills in a non-well ventilated room.
2. Sit down, relax, drink some alcohol and/or painkillers while enjoying some hot dogs.
3. Fall asleep and die from carbon monoxide poisoning without any pain whatsoever.
If you've ever thought of killing yourself in a serious sense you don't exist to me. Natural selection please.

What kind of organism kills itself. Survival is #1. Retarded af.
Sounds like you're trying to get that green apple with your 'sad' story. Someone neg this mofo, hes actually lieng about his "death" srsly who post this on HF? i wouldnt even spend my time on this forum if i knew i was gonna die. Now go read a book before you start believing in your own dreams.
Get yourself booked on a helicopter site seeing trip over Newyork or some big city, wait till your over a popular landmark or busy street, open the door and launch yourself out. Painless when you hit the ground and your death will get you your 15 mins of fame :) happy suicide buddy
Never kill urself . Make soneone do it for u .
It will be clean and neat.
Just kidding!!
It's always so baffling watching people attempt to give reasons not to kill themselves. Half the people giving "reasons" not to kill themselves should kill themselves. Ignorance.
OP suicide is never the option and is a selfish act.

You need to find motivation again and I believe you can.

Google a local help line in your area and you can talk anonymously and get help.

You could also get help from a friend, family or councilor.

Hang in there, things will get better.


Please watch this full video.



As for all those people telling someone how to kill themselves, you should all be banned.

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