[Logically]

Man that sucks. Bitches like that are no fun.

You need a bad bitch off the corner and coax her to give you free service.

[Logically]

Oh no, I absolutely feel the pain brutha. Bitches need to learn to shut the phone of or get the fuck out.

[Face Killa]

Man, just an ordinary hoe seeking attention. Don't let someone as low as her get you worked up.

[Face Killa]

One time I was drunk and this sober chick approached me when I was depressed over past relationship with another girl, telling me how I can do "so much better" and how I should "move on". She kept massaging my body and putting her head on my shoulder asking me if I was down to hook up... I refused.

Bitches are all the same, you should know that from now.

Good for you OP,
It looks bad to rush into a hookup after a breakup, trust me.

[Inquiry]

The worst is when girls tease you and then don't come through in the end