[Ateezy]

Title says it all. It's a question that makes you think. Also by sitting I mean penetration and by eating I mean oral sex.

[scirpkiddie]

Gotta say sit on a dick and eat pie atleast I won't be choking on a dick aha

[Muro]

Sit on a dick and eat a pie. Sure there's some gayness involved, but free pie! Plus you never specified that insertion was required. So not really much pain in that case.

Plot twist. The pie tasted like dicks.

[King julien]

I'm going with the sitting on a dick and eating pie. As a homo though I would probably sit on the dick anyway.