[Lizard.]

"I hacked Google using inspect element"

At school this happens all the time. Then I actually deface a site and show them what hacking really is.

[iloominati]

[Sarcastic Desires]

Opens the window
Mom: Close that window so the wifi signal doesn't go away

[Exige]

A woman came into BestBuy when I used to work there saying that she was gonna buy a wireless monitor, but decided to make her own by cutting the cords coming out the back (Old style box monitor) and she was yelling at me to just fix it. Keep in mind this was just a few years ago, at the time, we had stopped even selling those stupid heavy things in favor of a nice flat screen with HDMI input lol

But yea, cutting the cords does make a device wireless, it just wont work afterwards lol

[Darklurker]

I worked as a troubleshooter for several years and you wouldn't believe how many users asked us to install Google on their computers LOL

[siamboi]

Track his ip address and then hack his computer!

[kneegurs]

'youve given me a perfect excuse to gain access to your pc'
'ive got your ip'