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Feb 18, 2017 02:12 PM
What's the difference between a woman and a knife?
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Feb 18, 2017 03:27 PM
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesignt?
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Feb 18, 2017 03:41 PM
A man got a text from his neighbor.

"I'm so sorry Barry, I am filled with guild and have to confess. I have been tapping your wife day and night when you're not around. I don't get any in my house but that is no excuse. I hope you can accept my apology."

Barry, angry and betrayed, goes into his room to get his gun and shot his wife with no warning.

A second or two later, Barry received another text saying:

"Fucking auto correct, I meant "wifi", not "wife".

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Old but good :P
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Feb 18, 2017 05:49 PM
How did the cellphone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring!

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Feb 18, 2017 05:51 PM
Stop with the gay jokes, cum on guys.

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Feb 18, 2017 05:51 PM
Well, here is my stab at it!
What do you call a girl with no legs?
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Feb 18, 2017 05:54 PM
A guy walks into a bar -- and sustains a mild concussion.
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Feb 18, 2017 05:57 PM
Have you heard about the new German microwave? It’s got ten seats inside.
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Feb 18, 2017 06:00 PM
(Feb 18, 2017 05:57 PM)Kashira Wrote:  Have you heard about the new German microwave? It’s got ten seats inside.

Where do I buy tickets?
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Feb 18, 2017 06:01 PM
Making a good joke on illuminati leaders will get you one additional entry.
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Feb 18, 2017 06:03 PM (This post was last modified: Feb 18, 2017 06:09 PM by Anubis.)
Tell me a good joke:

This one is real actually.
I have a dog, a huskey, and he used to chase people on a bike a lot.
I literally didn't know how to stop it and even my neighbours started complaining.
Then I finally took his bike away...

Can't really think of an illuminati joke but...

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Feb 18, 2017 06:08 PM
Tell me a good joke:

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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Feb 18, 2017 07:08 PM (This post was last modified: Feb 18, 2017 07:08 PM by Juan The Young Chef Don.)
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
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Knock knock

Who's there?
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Feb 18, 2017 07:08 PM
Tell me a good joke:

my life heheh
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