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Vitani's Mate's guide on "How NOT to get bummed/raped in prison"

Vouch for this method, I have already used this method works 100%.
WOW. What a knowledge gold mine, I'll remember to keep my butthole for jesus
My butthole is already loosened up, they don't want none of this.
Another HQ thread brought to us by Vitani's Mate. You better show this thread to Vitani as well since you rape him on video all the time.
(May 14, 2014 09:09 AM)ladysage Wrote:  Defecating on yourself and not washing your hiney would probably help also.

Give yourself a poo shield.

That wont matter since they will wash the shit off their dicks after they are done.
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
Paradise by the dashboard light.
Probably the best written guide of all time. You deserve to win all the Omni coins.
fully vouch he saved my bum
now iam selling my bum virginty
(May 15, 2014 03:35 AM)Lovesosa Wrote:  fully vouch he saved my bum
now iam selling my bum virginty

I bid $3,000,000 on that.
I want your ASS bitch!
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
Paradise by the dashboard light.
(May 15, 2014 03:36 AM)Vitani's Mate Wrote:  I bid $3,000,000 on that.
I want your ASS bitch!

its urs come to the netherlanths and give me the 3 million
Shame that guy who raped his kid then got raped around 60 times literately tearing him a new arsehole didnt hear about this... other wise he would still have a dick and an arsehole now he just has one big ass hole :D.
Thank you. This will help me for next time I go to prison.
Thanks for the vouches and kind words. xD
This will really help the people out.
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
Paradise by the dashboard light.
you forgot to add that prison gangs you should watch for are the punks they the big girly man type that like fresh fish
if you come back from yard chow or day room and there is a oatmeal cream pie on your bunk don't eat there's nothing at the store to pay that back never wear shower shoes in day room always wear your boots in show chow yard and gym buy the soap holder

all prison sell them and fried chicken day always know your fried chickens worth 10 write outs see how many people know what a write is and i can vouch for OP cause i done 3 yrs in state idoc stay safe and keep them butt holes tight
(May 15, 2014 06:23 AM)boondox420 Wrote:  you forgot to add that prison gangs you should watch for are the punks they the big girly man type that like fresh fish
if you come back from yard chow or day room and there is a oatmeal cream pie on your bunk don't eat there's nothing at the store to pay that back never wear shower shoes in day room always wear your boots in show chow yard and gym buy the soap holder

all prison sell them and fried chicken day always know your fried chickens worth 10 write outs see how many people know what a write is and i can vouch for OP cause i done 3 yrs in state idoc stay safe and keep them butt holes tight

Mine is loose.
Like not from jail or prison.

My ex bf did it. XD
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night.
Paradise by the dashboard light.
10/10 this would work! Vouch for this great method man.


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