[corcuff]

Ants in Your Pants

Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

A: He got pissed off.

[LogicGeek]

What has an orgasm and a pulse in common? - I don´t care if she has one!

[Truth]

I would make a joke about money but most of HF wouldnt get it :D

[SIM-3377351]

There is no better joke than my life, seriously..

[bοxxy]

Ever wonder about people who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually?

[Nate]

I'd like to upgrade to 3p1c or a gift award wold be smooth


What do you call a cow with no legs?

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ground beef

[Ephexia]

A joke?


MY LIFE.

thank you thank you.

[Gg Eco]

What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?


One will see you later and the other will see you in a while.


Thanks for the giveaway!

[skidhackz]

Thanks for doing that!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Tricky question, feminists can't change anything.

[thijsjuhhh]

How do you make Halloween great again?
By carving a Trumpkin.

Great givaway m8 🎉

[ChaoticForce_Temp]

Posting to enter thanks for the giveaway

[Sir]

So there was a pirate captain, he had a pegleg, an eyepatch and a hook.
The Captain's first mate asked him, "how did you get that pegleg?"
The Captain replied, "Aye, a shark took me leg."
The first mate then asked, "what happened to your hand?"
The Captain replied, "Aye, the shark took that too."
The first mate then asked, "But what about the eyepatch?"
The Captain replied, "Oi a bird pooped in me eye"
The first mate asked, "How did bird poop cause you to lose your eye?"
The Captain replied, "Aye, first day with me hook."

^This joke just got me the Jokester award lol.

[Lexy-]

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" Nobody stands up
Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!" Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... I just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

[Page]

I don't really know any English jokes but here's a list of dumb questions lawyers asked in court



“How many times have you 
committed suicide?”
“Were you alone or by yourself?”
“Was it you or your brother who was killed?”
“Without saying anything, tell the jury what you did next.”
“Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”
“Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, 
he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”

From The Dumb Book (Reader’s Digest Books)

[Sweeet]

The 2017 Presidential Election.