[Chosen 1]

I don't know where you're from, but in the US he could have busted your ass as soon as you told him the knife was for self defense. That is, unless you have a concealed weapons permit. Always use the most logical excuse. "Cutting things".

Please don't listen to this idiot he has no idea what he his talking about.

[falkenburry]

I agree it does do that but I'm referring to marijuana but your more alert on weed and you're more focused

No, that's not true. That's a bunch of bs.

Marijuana doesn't make you "more alert" you only think that because it's a stimulant. Driving high on anything is wrong, AND against the law. You will get a DUI for it. You may think you drive fine because you have a tolerance but it doesn't matter, you're still under the influence of something. "I drive fine bla bla bla" is something someone under the influence would say.

[Billy]

This could have ended super badly if I were in your position, I guess you handled it well.

[Doctor.]

Lmao same on my end. I was like "Hello officer". Thank god me n a friend had a cig going in the car. Smell was gone. Just killed 2 blunts back to back. Was stooopid cooked honestly

[Mercury]

Please don't listen to this idiot he has no idea what he his talking about.

Some states have actually illegalized carrying any particular style of knife they deem can't be used for utility purposes.

[MAST3RM1ND19]

I'm a Social Justice Warrior because I don't want you to run someone over in your car?

Do you hear yourself?

Brooo marijuana is a plant I don't see how it effects you? If abusing it yes it could effect you as an individual

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You're a complete moron and you have "Swaggasaurus Rex" as your motto. I'm done talking with you. You're a moron for driving under the influence and I just hope you don't kill someone.

Hey bro can you tell me how many deaths marijuana has caused while driving? When you tell me the answer then we refer back to you saying "you're a moron for driving under the influence and I just hope you don't kill someone"
Please give me the answer I'll wait

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Lmao same on my end. I was like "Hello officer". Thank god me n a friend had a cig going in the car. Smell was gone. Just killed 2 blunts back to back. Was stooopid cooked honestly

Haha lucky as, my mate had just smoked but outside the car so it's still pretty strong

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This could have ended super badly if I were in your position, I guess you handled it well.

Hahhha my excuse was dumb but I was being honest self defence I could of said yeah cutting fruit or boxes or whatever but I didn't wanna lie I was to high to talk I sat so quite acting so focused haha

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No, that's not true. That's a bunch of bs.

Marijuana doesn't make you "more alert" you only think that because it's a stimulant. Driving high on anything is wrong, AND against the law. You will get a DUI for it. You may think you drive fine because you have a tolerance but it doesn't matter, you're still under the influence of something. "I drive fine bla bla bla" is something someone under the influence would say.

Yeah you get paranoid which makes you much alert, I've been so high once I actually couldn't drive back I told my mate I can't drive but I still did and managed it and srill did

I'd prefer high on weed then alcohol anyway plus,

[#Skyline]

This sounds like Australian police.

[Slankey™]

Lmao same on my end. I was like "Hello officer". Thank god me n a friend had a cig going in the car. Smell was gone. Just killed 2 blunts back to back. Was stooopid cooked honestly

Lol a cig isn’t gonna cover two blunts. Cop probably didn’t care.

[Strayaa]

That’s crazy fucking Australia is filled with so many animals that can kill you, I wouldn’t feel safe without a machete.

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Uh oh we got a SJW here bois

m8

we have like, a spider

[MAST3RM1ND19]

This sounds like Australian police.

Sure is

[TITAN OF THE WEST]

Sounds like you got very lucky, good for you.

[144chan]

congratulations on being a lowlife OP

[MAST3RM1ND19]

congratulations on being a lowlife OP

Thanks big boi

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Sounds like you got very lucky, good for you.

Yep for now aha

[TrumpJr]

I have never been this drunk but cool story lol

[TwitchServices2019]

lmfao best stories are the high ones