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Q. What do people call food in China?
A. Food

Q. What do people call food in America?
A. Food

Q. What do people call food in Europe?
A. Food

Q. What do people call food in Cuba?
A. Nothing cause they don't got none!

That was a mean joke but it was the first I thought of. I have nothing against Cubans or anything.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Tell me a good joke: Why did the Mexican throw the woman on the fire? Tequila (to kill her).
Tell me a good joke:

America
Thanks for that, I am going to paste the last joke I read on Facebook which somehow I found funny (no, I am not a weirdo..)

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Tell me a good joke: I like my women like I like my coffee,


ground up and in my freezer.
Tell me a good joke: I don't have any.

Would like to enter this contest though!
Knock knock

Who's there?

Little old lady

Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel

Good luck everyone
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KIK: H1P3R
Tell me a good joke: I need the money

ty
I profited a lot from bustabit.


Thanks for hosting this, OP.
This is my entry
A bicycle cant stand on its own
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oops

(Feb 18, 2017 09:56 AM)`RaZoR Wrote:  Hackforums.net will shutdown 19th of March, so no one wins LOL

Yeah, you are right. You will be dead by that time

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Check the age lol
This might end up faster than expected make sure to join fast...
Awesome, I'd love the gift award!

Here's my joke:
The beanstalk goes to the corn and says, "sorry I've been so creepy."
The corn says "yeah, you've been stalking me."
The beanstalk replies, "you're so corny!"

I made this one up a few months ago to tell to my students.
It's awful
(Feb 18, 2017 06:01 PM)Crystallize. Wrote:  Making a good joke on illuminati leaders will get you one additional entry.

Tell me a good joke:

Bandors will resolve all his deal disputes.


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