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Vitani's Mate's guide on "How NOT to get bummed/raped in prison"
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May 14, 2014 07:03 AM
Welcome to my little tut on how NOT to get bummed in Jail/Prison.

Intro:
Everyone dreads of being bummed/raped in the asshole in the showers in prisons and jails and other complexes that contain criminals.
Do note that raping another guy is NOT gay. It is a act of violence. Anyone can potentially stick his meat stick in your asshole and make your asshole look like a purple doughnut that is freshly made.

How to make yourself aware:
- Make friends and get them to watch over your back and get them to protect you but make sure they are trusted because trust is key when you are in a prison and people that you trust will always help you in most cases..
- Make sure the shower is empty, nothing is better than having a shower all to yourself and not with guys who will probably rip you a new asshole.
- DON'T DROP THE SOAP! Like seriously. If a guy sees your tight asshole. That is a invitation.

Prepare:
- Learn martial arts. Nothing wrong in learning to defend yourself. You will need it, IF this situation happens.
- Anal stretching would be a good thing, just in case you loose the fight and you give up. It wont hurt as much.

Being rapped/bummed:
- Don't panic, if you are confronted by a few people. Make sure you choose the person who is actually going to rape you and try to hurt them.
- Kick em where it hurts. That is right. Lay a few big kicks in the groin area.

I can't think of any other tips.
But if i do. I will update this thread.
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Paradise by the dashboard light.
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May 14, 2014 07:04 AM
Vouch for this method, been in jail with him sometimes and he literally saved my ass.

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May 14, 2014 07:04 AM
Vouch for this Guide, was going to be gang raped by some Aboriginals.

GLWS.
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May 14, 2014 07:05 AM (This post was last modified: May 14, 2014 07:14 AM by Jesus666.)
Hahaha nice thread dude :D

made me think about all the users there have visit from the government because they downloaded blackshades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf6o8zaA6cE
My friend asked me "What day is it today?"
and I look hem straight in the eyes and said
"Never mind the party continues"
and turned up the music And he
left his apartment
Day - 2
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May 14, 2014 07:06 AM
Thanks, this helped me not get bent.

Big vouch from me.
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May 14, 2014 07:07 AM
(May 14, 2014 07:05 AM)Jesus666 Wrote:  Hahaha nice thread dude :D

made me think about all the users there have visit from the government because they downloaded blackshakdes

Well that is why i posted this thread.
Better read this shit guys.

This might save your ass. No pun intended there.
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May 14, 2014 07:08 AM
Ill be waiting for the book with even more steps and tips than this.
(Apr 3, 2015 03:20 AM)Isabelle. Wrote:  oh, I thought you meant walk the dinosaur, like a girl getting screwed by a dog. Sorry, my bad.
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May 14, 2014 07:08 AM
Reporting you for leaking.

I was just about to release an eBook on this. You somehow hacked into my router with CMD and stole all my internets datas.

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May 14, 2014 07:08 AM
Going to begin anal stretches so when they arrest me for owning Blackshades I'm ready.
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May 14, 2014 07:09 AM
Vouch for this method, i was getting my paypal ready to buy this but anyways thanks for sharing.
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May 14, 2014 07:20 AM
Thanks for the vouches.
This will help peoples if they are going to jail or prison.
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May 14, 2014 07:22 AM
(May 14, 2014 07:07 AM)Vitani's Mate Wrote:  Well that is why i posted this thread.
Better read this shit guys.

This might save your ass. No pun intended there.

i had that in my mind :D

good to see you gives some tips to the people there got caught :P<3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf6o8zaA6cE
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May 14, 2014 07:40 AM
Vouch for this guide. I avoided getting assraped when I was convicted for hearing the word "Blackshades".
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May 14, 2014 07:42 AM
Vouch for Vitani
He was raped multiple times before he learnt this method
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May 14, 2014 07:48 AM
Nice tutorial, but where can I find an anal stretching guide?
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