How To Be Cool On HF
Step 1.
- Don't give a fuck. Make it abundantly clear. This step is not doable and permissible as complete if you don't make it clear.
Some simple ideas to help you clear your motherfucking pathway of coolness and non-give-a-fuckness is to tell people specifically, "I don't give a fuck," "I don't give a damn," and "I don't give a shit."
This only works if you emphasize it to an amount where someone is going to question whether or not you really do give a fuck, because giving a fuck requires skill of crisp clearness within the community. How are people going to know you're cool if you don't rub it in their face that you don't give a fuck? Exactly.
Step 2.
- Use a lack of capitalization, but don't lose the entirety of punctuation, like "i don't care bro."
The apostrophe is there, but the capitals aren't. This shows that you clearly are too cool to use the shift key, and also makes people aware that you are literate, but just the right pinch of cool of people unquestioning your abilities.
Step 3.
- Use words such as, "dank" "chill" "bruh bruh" "filthy" "sweet" "sick" "nasty" "ultrarad" "disgusting" and "dirty."
This way people know you shop at skater stores at your local mall and that you roll with the right type of people to socially use these words normally.
Step 4.
- Reference marijuana in your signature, profile picture or user title. This is a key step, and you must perform this exact task.
A picture of some hot girl works great too, don't be shy and go head-on with showing that you're a man of taste, and that you're too young to get a girl like the one displayed but you tell it like it is. Like a motherfucker.
Step 5.
- Make sure to PM people who negative rep you. This not only shows your skill of consistency and determination in caking your profile for future HF business matters, but intimidates people who negative rep you. You'll be known as "The Wrath of Rep" which is what I was years back when HF was basically a farm.
Step 6.
- This is a general rule of thumb, just act cool. If you suck at socializing, you can pull it off easy regardless. Just don't care, motherfuckers will see you as almighty on here.
