[Raymond Reddington]

I m bored.

Post something funny.

Make me laugh, take your money.

No BS please.

No PM please.

I will PM for your BTC wallet.

[SIM-975019]

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Thanks for this

[Retro×]

So you want a joke?
Hellen Keller walks into a bar, then a chair then a table.

The next one is one of my grandfather's favorites.
So a gorrilla dies at a zoo... Right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they cannot afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage for an extra $100 a day if he will go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the zoo can afford a new one.

Quickly, the new "gorilla" becomes the most popular craze at the zoo. People from all over are coming to see the "Human-like" gorilla. About a month in, the craze has started to wear off. So, to get peoples attention back, he decides to climb over his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling above the lions den next to him. A large crowd of people gather watching the spectacle in awe and terror. Suddenly the man loses his grip and falls to the floor of the lions den. The man starts screaming "HELP!! HELP!!!" Suddenly a lion pounces him from behind and whispers in his ear, "Shut the fuck up right now or you're going to get us both fired."

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[custer]

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You better had laughed, it's south park.

[Ronnie Coleman]

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they couldn't see sharp (C#)

Ba dum tss.

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[Raymond Reddington]

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gimme da pusé bosé

Apparently, you just read " BTC GIVEAWAY "

[ty the cyber bully]

Did jew ever hear of anny world war II jokes? I did, anne frankly they make me furherious.

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[unopie]

My btc is in my sig,

Here is a joke, Whats black and is always in the back seat of a cop car? The seats.

[y-y-youtoo]

(Not really a joke, but idc).

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[Cheeb]

Cheeb walks into a bar
#bars drops mic

BTC in sig 🤗

[milw0rm]

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[๖ۣۜLuxury]

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[dahnn]

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

[Konichiwahoes]

-How can u make a baby float?
-Remove your foot off it's face.

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-What's the difference between a n1gg3r and a bowl full of sh*t?
-The bowl.

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-What has two legs and bleeds a lot?
-Half of a dog.

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-What did the little orphan get for christmas?
-Leukemia.

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-What divides the n1gg@ from the tree?
-The rope.

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-Why can't blondes count to 70?
-Because their mouths are full after 69.

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Sorry if you don't like black humour 🤭