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(Sep 26, 2019 04:02 AM)Spaark Wrote:  korvix i know ur a bigtime loser but do you have the authority to be responding to these applications :3
what are you waiting for? accept my application sir
What is this gay ass shit. First sui was gonna become a HQ intellectual group of individuals who loves to discuss all aspects of the spiritual life.

Now it has become some low quality bullshit group? What the fuck is this madness.

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(Sep 26, 2019 04:12 AM)Lookin Wrote:  what are you waiting for? accept my application sir

Looks like you're not LQ enough. Try again later?
(Sep 26, 2019 04:20 AM)W3 S33 4LL Wrote:  Looks like you're not LQ enough. Try again later?
I eat mayonnaise from a jar
(Sep 26, 2019 04:25 AM)Lookin Wrote:  I eat mayonnaise from a jar

We all do that. Come up with something better.
(Sep 26, 2019 04:25 AM)Lookin Wrote:  I eat mayonnaise from a jar

That sounds pretty HQ to be honest, can you do a flip to finalise your entrance?
(Sep 26, 2019 04:12 AM)Lookin Wrote:  what are you waiting for? accept my application sir

I control invites.
(Sep 26, 2019 04:36 AM)Joel Wrote:  I control invites.
So my cat, Franki, recently came down with a pretty severe stomach virus. The vet gave me some anti biotic drops to put in his food but when I’d do that Franki wouldn’t touch it. So, the vet suggested using a small dropper tube to insert the medicine directly into his anus. The first time was absolute hell, my cat fought me the whole time but once the tube was in and the medicine pushed out he seemed to calm quite a bit. Well the next day he was acting strange, he has always been an independent cat, rarely coming around, never wanting to be held, but as I sat on the couch he started walking back and forth meowing and rubbing my leg. He then went and jumped up on the table where we’d done the application the night before and meowed louder and louder until I decided I guess we will go ahead and do the medicine treatment. This time he didn’t fight me though, and when I inserted the tube he closed his eyes, stretched his neck, and let out a noise that can only be described as a moan of pure ecstasy. Maybe the medicine made him feel better, I supposed. That night he slept on my bed curled up right next to me, which he had never done before. For the next week he’d do the same thing every day, meow on the table until he got his ‘fix’... But then the medicine ran out. Even though I had no medicine he’d still cry and beg for it, I thought maybe if I insert it without medicine he will realize it doesn’t make him feel better anymore and forget about it. Well that was 2 weeks ago and he is only getting worse. He walks around me all day with his tail up presenting his rectum and trying to entice me. He is demanding insertions more and more often. Yesterday I caught him looking longingly at the turkey baster... When I sit he jumps in my lap purring and rubbing me affectionately. It was then in horror I realized my cat thinks I’m his gay lover, and that I’ve been sexually pleasing him for weeks now. Needless to say the sexual tension between us is palpable. How do I let my cat know that I’m not gay, but still like him as a friend?
(Sep 25, 2019 08:06 PM)Joel Wrote:  I'm making an announcement now. Just taking my time because I have fat fingers and type slow.


Please write a little something about yourself and I'll let you know if you get in or not.


Ok your time is now bucko. Please pledge allegiance to the group and i'll invite you in. Just scroll up and find what sheep said. I cba to type it again.

I Lorikeet, do solemnly swear to keep the Lounge low-quality while abiding by the laws of this land.
and all the time I thought I had to be like korvix to get approved.. lol
(Sep 26, 2019 04:12 AM)Lookin Wrote:  what are you waiting for? accept my application sir

I ain't the boss round here.
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(Sep 26, 2019 01:31 PM)Spaark Wrote:  I ain't the boss round here.

I am the boss now. 🤮 🤮 🤮
10/10 groupie yall should join bbg
(Sep 26, 2019 04:19 AM)Deal Wrote:  What is this gay ass Clay Davis. First sui was gonna become a HQ intellectual group of individuals who loves to discuss all aspects of the spiritual life.

Now it has become some low quality bullsnap group? What the fugg is this madness.

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First sui was going to be a really good hacking community, which I believe it was; our discord was doin pretty well.

Then it was this "HQ intellectual group of spiritual" whatever you said.

Now it's this until pika finds a way to commit to paying the amount that was agreed OR I find something better to do with it.

(Sep 26, 2019 04:48 AM)Lookin Wrote:  So my cat, Franki, recently came down with a pretty severe stomach virus. The vet gave me some anti biotic drops to put in his food.

1) Franki < Frankie < Franky
2) Franki is a f8cking girls name.
3) ANTIBIOTICS ARE FOR BACTERIAL DISEASES AND DO NOT ASSIST IN THE MANAGEMENT OF A VIRUS.
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(Sep 26, 2019 01:33 PM)Spaark Wrote:  1) Franki < Frankie < Franky
2) Franki is a f8cking girls name.
3) ANTIBIOTICS ARE FOR BACTERIAL DISEASES AND DO NOT ASSIST IN THE MANAGEMENT OF A VIRUS.
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.


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