[Eagle 95]

I got some code from my colleague that will allegedly help solve my problem. It took a few hours to fix what he sent me to even make it kind of work but it still didn't fix my issue. I said, thanks, it helped me a bunch...

[Mr Kewl]

I took an off from work said I was sick, I wasn't that sick that I needed an off but I needed an off because adulting is hard.

[Parks]

Eagle 95 is my favorite member...

[Silent Uprising]

I sent some code to my colleague saying the code will help solve his problem. I already knew the code didn't work and I had just gotten it off someone else and forwarded it to him. He told me thanks and that it helped him a bunch.

[Eagle 95]

Eagle 95 is my favorite member...

You suck as a troll. Look at below reply,

I sent some code to my colleague saying the code will help solve his problem. I already knew the code didn't work and I had just gotten it off someone else and forwarded it to him. He told me thanks and that it helped him a bunch.

This is a good troll. Well done sir, have some quick love.

[J4mmy]

I told this one girl on [BRAND NAME REMOVED] that I've talked to for awhile and planned to meet up that I have super tiny dick...

[Cooligan]

Backstory:
At a dive bar the other night, bartender is cute as sht, and there's always drunk sexual tension between us ever since we met.

#1: Me to bartender: "yeah can I get a sex on the beach, hold the sex, extra you and me after your shift?"
(somewhat joking around but she knows I'd be serious any day of the week)

*two hours later of persistent flirting here and there*

#2: "yeah I totally don't mind driving you back to your car in the morning, don't even sweat it"
*about to leave the bar*

#3: "I wouldn't want to be with anyone else right now either!"
*a few minutes after we got back to my house*

#4: "of course I was serious when I said that, haha you're adorable"
*after filling her out like a job application*

#5: "i'll definitely call you soon hun :)"
*after dropping her off back at her car in the morning*

I suppose my last lie kinda wrapped itself into 5 separate ones 🤣

[Evil]

People in real life think I am nice. Been keeping up the lie my entire life, but been fucking over people in secret since I've known how.

[Smexy]

I lie to cover up my anxiety attacks.

[Citoa]

I've been lying to my parents for about 7 years that I'm straight. Just recently told them that I am not. They didn't take it well. 3rd world countries suck.

[SIM-1729678]

I told you I wasn't in love with you. That isn't the lie though.

I think the biggest lie is that people think I have money. I mean, I spend my money well and I am good with savings so people think I am rich for some reason. Even though I am totally not.

[Pink Floyd]

That I am still a virgin.

[keztheguru]

Law enforcement and all the girls i speak to lol.

[SIM-2327840]

That my income is whitehat.

[bevc]

I never lie.

(that would be my current lie)