(Apr 17, 2021 03:16 PM)LoremIpsum Wrote: Keep it clean, joker.
I’ll shave my head and wear a white shirt becoming the Mr. Clean guy. Is that clean enough?
Imagine This; Being fully naked in a room.. (Funny / Joke thread) |
 I’ll shave my head and wear a white shirt becoming the Mr. Clean guy. Is that clean enough? (Apr 17, 2021 03:22 PM)Xen Wrote: Should just turn this into a joke thread, some good ones :) Thanks! Might do..  (Apr 17, 2021 04:43 AM)LoremIpsum Wrote: You are completely naked, in a room full of people, who all speak a different language than you. that was a good one mate. (Apr 18, 2021 12:17 AM)siddy357 Wrote: that was a good one mate. Thank you!  (Apr 17, 2021 05:17 AM)Neon™ Wrote: A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!" This was a great plot twist lmao, keep it going guys. xD  (Apr 17, 2021 05:17 AM)Neon™ Wrote: A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!" Nah.. you win.. No one else is gonna make me laugh this much xD (Apr 18, 2021 06:56 AM)KeelanxHacks Wrote: This was a great plot twist lmao, keep it going guys. xDFeel free to contribute your best joke / plot twist. (Apr 18, 2021 07:25 AM)Mr. Corleone Wrote: Nah.. you win.. No one else is gonna make me laugh this much xDIt isn't a competition. Feel free to share your best story with a joke / plot twist. |
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