[TJLBeatz]

HI, How are you doing today ? nice day we are having!

[Lev (Лев)]

Congratulations man,
You are doing a great job by this giveaway. You mus have made a lot of money since Dec,11. You have become a sort of roll model for me and I really appreciate your work. Just one thing, don't fall prey of e-whoring during these giveaway. Rest I know you will reward the most deserving HF members.

[odd.]

About 3 years ago i was IMing some guy, who supposedly said he was 14 and smoked alot of ganga.
He said he has over 5 pounds of weed in his garage, and he said he threatened to kill his parents if his parents told the police.
I told him to IM me a picture of him with some of his weed.


*fake
-
next

Time to tell a story of what happened 2 months ago.

> be 18
> never had girlfriend, thus virgin
> gets bored, go out with friends and party
> lotsof girls
> i see this one girl - cute and tubby
> enough to have low self esteem
> friends suddenly have gone somewhere, don't care
> i go in for the kill, start to talk to her
> talk for a while, both getting drunk
> asks if i want to go to her house
> K
> we go to her home, she lost her key so we had to climb in through window
> parents gone for night
> grabs my arm, takes me to her parents bedroom, sort of kinky
> she drags off shirt and bra, begs for cock
> off the virgin train i go!
> i jump on bred, start to get undressed
> being alpha as fuck, start doggy styling her
> stuff goes on 5 minutes
> hear noise in driveway
> ohno parents home, she doesnt mind
> we keep going, not giving a fuck
> they get home, locking front door
> shit gets intense
> both parents walk into their bedroom at the same time
> mom screams
> i keep pounding, neither a fuck has been given by either of us
> cum on her back, clearsight of parents

> mfw i get arrested for dryhumping a pillow in a strangers house, being high as fuck

[odd.]

Enjoyable tale, you win.. PMing..

EDIT: hint If you fail once, always try again.
If you fail twice, keep trying again.
If you fail thrice, ah fuck it hashtag YOLO.

Could i get another account?
I have posted another story of mine.

[Contentment]

1st. https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-p...8845_n.png

2nd. https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-p...6035_n.jpg

[Contentment]

Emma Stone, before I even saw your post, I though "That's hilarious, someone's getting two accounts.."
Contentment, that second picture was hilarious, fucking Amanda Todd LULZ
PMing..

Look at this one most of the kids at my school LOL https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-a...9492_n.jpg

[Contentment]

I promise you this by far the funniest video you will ever see in your life most likely. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHEjtX4_-ks

[odd.]

dumping moar, even though i don't want steam accounts
doing this for laughs



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[Pieman182ｼ]

Hold on let me dig through the files... O yes here she is ;)

[Expectation]

[img]http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5710677_460s.jpg[/img]

or..

[img]http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5710568_460s_v1.jpg[/img]

or...

[img]http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5712596_460s.jpg[/img]

[emceelovin]

Slut: "I'm gonna get 10 times as many guys that you're gonna get!" Me: Rolls on the floor laughing Slut: "What's so funny?" Me: "10x0= 0."

[ImzPuppy]

Hey mate! How are you!? :o

Well, here's my joke :D!

Want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it is too long.

Hope I win :P

[TheKingOfArabs]

I recently split from the girl at school, she kept over-admiring this celebrity who is the main singer of My chemical romance.She and her friend posted non-stop pictures of him and his 'crew' as they called.
Why did I split?
Her and her friend were saying what to do if they had sex with him :/

[Devoted]

Just posted to say gratz.
No need for the account :D

[bTheism]

My sense of humor is terrible, therefore I wont even attempt on a joke, thanks for the giveaway though, and congratulations on 1,337 posts!