[Kenny West]

This. Is. My. 1,337. Post.
Congrats to me! Even though I already have 4 giveaways currently going on (click the links in my signature)! I decided why not have a 5th! This will be my 5th giveaway and in this giveaway, I will be giving away AT LEAST 50 STEAM ACCOUNTS!!! So, you want an account? Post something, anything, a story, a joke, picture, ANYTHING. I will choose between 50 and however many posts that I really like and those people will win ONE free account! Good luck to everyone and get to posting!

Current Winners (Click to View)
PackTheMoon
Expectation
emceelovin
Youtube-channel
SimonSimonT
ott-hon
bTheism
Google+
Impulsee
Theegle
Christina Perri
Sabretooth
DanZ

[TJLBeatz]

HI, How are you doing today ? nice day we are having!

[Websync]

You sure have work with so many contests. :)

And i would like a steam account because all I have its my original one with just 1.6 in it, kinda sad. lol

Thanks for the giveway mate.

[webdev77]

Congrats on your 1337 post.

Best post I've seen on HF in recent memory: "If I were going to die in ten minutes, the last thing I would do is take all my clothes off and cover myself in superglue, then run and give someone a hug."

[PackTheMoon]

I wanted to do the laundry but Amanda Todd drank all the bleach :(

That's my joke. Hope I win something. Thanks!

[Kenny West]

I wanted to do the laundry but Amanda Todd drank all the bleach :(

That's my joke. Hope I win something. Thanks!

I fucking LOL'ed, you won an account. PMing..

[Cloudy]

Dude, that would be so fucking amazing if I could get an account. #Wolf Hayley.

[rxki]

I would like to enter in this, thanks in advance.

[Lev (Лев)]

Congratulations man,
You are doing a great job by this giveaway. You mus have made a lot of money since Dec,11. You have become a sort of roll model for me and I really appreciate your work. Just one thing, don't fall prey of e-whoring during these giveaway. Rest I know you will reward the most deserving HF members.

[odd.]

About 3 years ago i was IMing some guy, who supposedly said he was 14 and smoked alot of ganga.
He said he has over 5 pounds of weed in his garage, and he said he threatened to kill his parents if his parents told the police.
I told him to IM me a picture of him with some of his weed.


*fake
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next

Time to tell a story of what happened 2 months ago.

> be 18
> never had girlfriend, thus virgin
> gets bored, go out with friends and party
> lotsof girls
> i see this one girl - cute and tubby
> enough to have low self esteem
> friends suddenly have gone somewhere, don't care
> i go in for the kill, start to talk to her
> talk for a while, both getting drunk
> asks if i want to go to her house
> K
> we go to her home, she lost her key so we had to climb in through window
> parents gone for night
> grabs my arm, takes me to her parents bedroom, sort of kinky
> she drags off shirt and bra, begs for cock
> off the virgin train i go!
> i jump on bred, start to get undressed
> being alpha as fuck, start doggy styling her
> stuff goes on 5 minutes
> hear noise in driveway
> ohno parents home, she doesnt mind
> we keep going, not giving a fuck
> they get home, locking front door
> shit gets intense
> both parents walk into their bedroom at the same time
> mom screams
> i keep pounding, neither a fuck has been given by either of us
> cum on her back, clearsight of parents

> mfw i get arrested for dryhumping a pillow in a strangers house, being high as fuck

[rfz777]

About 3 years ago i was IMing some guy, who supposedly said he was 14 and smoked alot of ganga.
He said he has over 5 pounds of weed in his garage, and he said he threatened to kill his parents if his parents told the police.
I told him to IM me a picture of him with some of his weed.


*fake
-
next

Lmao by far the funniest thing I have ever seen in my whole entire life you should so get an account man you deserve it for this epic post.

[Post]

Congratulations man!
That's a pretty big milestone.
Thanks for giving us the opportunity to win one of these accounts, I'd like to share a joke I found while googling. Lol

"One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS.""

Good day.

[Kenny West]

-snip-

Enjoyable tale, you win.. PMing..

EDIT: hint If you fail once, always try again.
If you fail twice, keep trying again.
If you fail thrice, ah fuck it hashtag YOLO.

[odd.]

Enjoyable tale, you win.. PMing..

EDIT: hint If you fail once, always try again.
If you fail twice, keep trying again.
If you fail thrice, ah fuck it hashtag YOLO.

Could i get another account?
I have posted another story of mine.

[Contentment]

1st. https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-p...8845_n.png

2nd. https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-p...6035_n.jpg