yes, me me, I need a hamburger to fuck tonight.
(Jan 1, 2014 05:01 AM)d4rkj4y Wrote: @OP you have the knowledge and sense of a severely disabled 11 year old child who was recently involved in a car accident
so he's double-dosed on the mental retardation?
OP is the nicest person I've ever known in my life. His words are genuine and his ego generous!
(Jan 1, 2014 05:03 AM)Kappa Wrote: It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
it's actually a very good method, the fork wounds cause blood to drain from the body, causing the fire to be put out.
I know this because I am a firefighter, and our hose stopped working at a fire we where attending, and I heard screams, so I grabbed a fork that I was using to eat while watching the fire, ran in, grabbed them out and started stabbing them.
(Jan 1, 2014 05:06 AM)Cthulhu Wrote: I'm only fat because your mum gives me a biscuit every time I fuck her.
speaking of which, did you get your biscuit from just before?
Your mother is so ugly that she almost looks like you.
Damn, I really want that money.
You cocksucking piece of shit, I bet your a piece of shit jew spic mother fucking redneck incest-loving dick riding scumfuck.
Stop eating so much cock, clean up your lips, you bathe in horseshit daily, your demeanor is smoother than a baby's ass, you're a fugazy ass bitch
with nothing going for him. You tranny piece of jew loving spicfuck pube faced fuckface 3000.
(Jan 1, 2014 05:08 AM)d4rkJ4y Wrote: ![[Image: ld9Lqix.png]](https://i.imgur.com/ld9Lqix.png)
Well.... Ok then.. 🤨
why the fuck can I not stop laughing?
(Jan 1, 2014 05:09 AM)Cthulhu Wrote: I ate it during, Got crumbs on my dick and everything.
so she got a taste of that cookie-flavored dick?
You're a really nice guy, OP, not sure why everyone is insulting you, I hope I win the $5.
Honestly I made this post exactly 35 characters because its all your worth.
You gave me rep for being a fat fuck, now give me the money before I rape and kill your family drowning them in cum
Edit: Nasa has confirmed they will send your homo-ass polar bear to the moon.
(Jan 1, 2014 05:02 AM)Man vs. Wild Wrote: You motherfucking poop fucker asshole shithole cock eaten by a bear fish with 3 dicks inside your freaking mouth you shit from your fucking nose bigger shit then dinasours you are useless to the world you can't do anything that will help us fuck you and die you're a dipshit worthless nose shitting asshole fuck you.
Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck
Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my shit
Suck on my hemorrhoids and wait for better days
You stupid felch skullfucked cunt, fucking cum dumpster with a fuck hole bigger then the moon stupid cuntbag suck a fat babys dick idiot.
I'll call the anal impaler to visit your shit dumpster motherfucked stupid dirty Sanchez cum guzzler.
What the fuck, how is that a motherfucking diss? That's 900 fucking words that doesn't make sense you dipshit... Did your mother drop you while she was drinking vodka?
(Jan 1, 2014 05:10 AM)Scrooge Wrote: Duude no Homo but in your sigy these a duude licking his fingers while staring at the screen.
Don't you know who it is? It's Hannibal Lecter, a cannibal.
(Jan 1, 2014 05:17 AM)Perceive Wrote: What the fuck, how is that a motherfucking diss? That's 900 fucking words that doesn't make sense you dipshit... Did your mother drop you while she was drinking vodka?
as a matter of fact, cunt lips, she was drinking Jim Beam.
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