Jan 1, 2014 04:59 AM
(This post was last modified: Jan 1, 2014 05:21 AM by SlimDickShady.)
I have $5 left over from my autistic sea lions foundation charity and I'd like to donate to the community that made it happened. So the only reasonable way to give this away is this:
You fuckers are going to insult me, in the next 5 minutes, the most insulting person shall receive $5.
Ready
Set
Go
DO NOT DEAL WITH THIS MEMBER
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
You look like your mothers anut twice remove that got in the face with a spade.
Honestly I suck at insulting people I dont know. Good luck to everyone else.
Fuck you.
My best insult atm I cant think im too tired right now.
Jan 1, 2014 05:01 AM
(This post was last modified: Jan 1, 2014 05:04 AM by d4rkj4y.)
@OP you have the knowledge and sense of a severely disabled 11 year old child who recently had their brains scrambled in a car accident
yes, me me, I need a hamburger to fuck tonight.
DO NOT DEAL WITH THIS MEMBER
You're the size of an infant hippo and smell like a Mumbai slum.
$5? lol why your giving the money I gave u mom for the BJ she gave me? keep that shit kid.
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Jan 1, 2014 05:02 AM
(This post was last modified: Jan 1, 2014 05:15 AM by Scrat.)
You motherfucking poop fucker asshole shithole cock eaten by a bear fish with 3 dicks inside your freaking mouth you shit from your fucking nose bigger shit then dinasours you are useless to the world you can't do anything that will help us fuck you and die you're a dipshit worthless nose shitting asshole fuck you.
Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck
Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my shit
Suck on my hemorrhoids and wait for better days
You stupid felch skullfucked cunt, fucking cum dumpster with a fuck hole bigger then the moon stupid cuntbag suck a fat babys dick idiot.
I'll call the anal impaler to visit your shit dumpster motherfucked stupid dirty Sanchez cum guzzler.
(Jan 1, 2014 05:01 AM)d4rkj4y Wrote: @OP you have the knowledge and sense of a severely disabled 11 year old child who was recently involved in a car accident
so he's double-dosed on the mental retardation?
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
(Jan 1, 2014 05:02 AM)#Redemption Wrote: so he's double-dosed on the mental retardation?
I reupdated the post for a greater effect to OP,
Hope that hits home
You still Check your myspace account daily.
Kristen Stewart has a wider emotional range than you.
You like when Vampires sparkle.
You have Justin Berber Tattoed over your heart. (Not because of a bet)
You have no idea wtf long cat is.
Jan 1, 2014 05:04 AM
(This post was last modified: Jan 1, 2014 05:09 AM by overdead.)
Nice polar bear you piece of shit sand monkey. Get back in the bunker you dirty fucking cunt while I am fisting your mom with the gloves you got from the scholar ship with your dead dad's welfare money. He got that partly because you are an autistic idiot, and partly because your parents accidently made you. Yep, he didnt pull out in time. What a terrible thing to happen to the eh? 5$ minutes? That makes no sense you thick headed retard, go to school and try to get your ABCs straight before you come on here rambling about some giveaway so you can make yourself feel special over 5$ you jew loving faggot.
That actually took me a while since I need this 5$ more than than your heroin-addicted father. All good fun haha thanks for the contest it seems pretty cool and I like the idea CUNT.
Goodluck to all the other flamers.
Edit: I posted at 4:04 and it was amazing so im bound to win fuck you all.
Your family tree is a cactus because everybody on it is a prick
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