[Sennheiser]

i am giving a dstat to who ever makes the funniest joke gets a dstat

i might give more than one

contest ends in a week when i will be reviewing the jokes

Kayoz
Kangaroo

won

please pm me to get your dstat :)

[Kangaroo‎‎]

Q: What comes after 69?

A: Mouthwash.

[Indecisive.]

Who needs a dstat when you have westboro baptist church lol

[Cap'n Cook]

Who needs a dstat when you have westboro baptist church lol

True, stat them bastards, they should all be put down.

[Harley Quinn]

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Becouse 7 8 9.
:'D

[Sennheiser]

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the one that had a dream got shot.

this one made me laugh quite a bit.

ill give you a dstat,

keep posting guys, i am giving out two more tests. i will send a pm to you if you are elligible

[Sennheiser]

Not interested in a Dstat since I don't even have a booter, but thanks anyways :)

ok sure

if you have a friend who would want one let me know their hf username

[Yeezus.]

Girl I'm talking to: My School is full of ugly ass annoying people. Ugh I hate it.

Me: So you're homeschooled ?

What do you call a girl what can run faster than me ?

A Virgin.

[BauerIvan]

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!

[Cougаr]

Q:What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy shit.