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Dstating your booter ( Funniest joke wins)

i am giving a dstat to who ever makes the funniest joke gets a dstat

i might give more than one

contest ends in a week when i will be reviewing the jokes

Kayoz
Kangaroo

won

please pm me to get your dstat :)
Q: What comes after 69?

A: Mouthwash.
(Mar 6, 2014 07:24 AM)Kangaroo‎‎ Wrote:  Q: What comes after 69?

A: Mouthwash.


Dat joke made me laugh, and think: "I'm not gonna win this." 😭
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Who needs a dstat when you have westboro baptist church lol
Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the one that had a dream got shot.
(Mar 6, 2014 09:02 AM)Indecisive. Wrote:  Who needs a dstat when you have westboro baptist church lol
True, stat them bastards, they should all be put down.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Becouse 7 8 9.
:'D
(Mar 6, 2014 09:08 AM)Kayoz Wrote:  Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the one that had a dream got shot.

this one made me laugh quite a bit.

ill give you a dstat,

keep posting guys, i am giving out two more tests. i will send a pm to you if you are elligible
(Mar 6, 2014 09:18 AM)Sennheiser Wrote:  this one made me laugh quite a bit.

ill give you a dstat,

keep posting guys, i am giving out two more tests. i will send a pm to you if you are elligible

Not interested in a Dstat since I don't even have a booter, but thanks anyways :)
(Mar 6, 2014 09:20 AM)Kayoz Wrote:  Not interested in a Dstat since I don't even have a booter, but thanks anyways :)

ok sure

if you have a friend who would want one let me know their hf username
What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common?

Both offer very little support!
I'll give my dstat to anybody who can support me with any good booter for atleast 1 month :)
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE :D
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Not really a joke, but a good come back XD

"If you want my comeback you’ll have to scrape it off your mums teeth."
Have You seen Stevie wonders house?

Neither has he


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