[de morte hominis]

Tired of all them assholes that piss you off or the feminist neighbor across the street that complain's about teenage women's abortion laws ALL FUCKING DAY? Then please politely post your daily life issues here & help keep HF clean from the spamming of threads everytime your shit splashed water up into your bunghole.

[de morte hominis]

How Can We Rant Here If We Were Told To Shut Up?

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Inb4 back flip ninja kick to da face.

[de morte hominis]

sometimes i go to the buffet at this restaurant and i tell them a steak and theyre all like "do you want fries with that"
like wtf do i want fries with that? if i fuCKING WANT IT? WTF DO YOU THINK IM GOING TO EAT THE STEAK DRY WTF KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU LIKE HOW CAN THEY NOT GET THAT I NEED FUCKING FRIES WITH IT HOW CAN THEY NOT PUT THAT IN THUER MINISCULE BRAINS THAT NOBODY AND I MEAN LITERALLY NOBODY EATS STEAK WITHOUT FRIES

YEAH I AGREE BURGERS COME WITH THAT SHIT Y NOT STEAKS?

COW LOVING MOTHERFUCKERS.

[Dyotic]

Don't you just freakin hate it when you're writing something, but then you mess up and you have to erase it... BUT THE DAMN PENCIL ERASER IS WORN OUT, LIKE WHY DO THEY HAVE TO WEAR OUT SO FAST DON'T PENCILS UNDERSTAND THAT WE'RE HUMANS AND WE MAKE MISTAKES?!

[de morte hominis]

Don't you just freakin hate it when you're writing something, but then you mess up and you have to erase it... BUT THE DAMN PENCIL ERASER IS WORN OUT, LIKE WHY DO THEY HAVE TO WEAR OUT SO FAST DON'T PENCILS UNDERSTAND THAT WE'RE HUMANS AND WE MAKE MISTAKES?!

We should protest against the pencil elite. They have gone too far with these short ass erasers.

[9ine]

When you take a mean shit and the water splashes against your innocent butthole.

[9ine]

Don't think your butthole is innocent. You know perfectly well where it has been and what it did.

Gosh darn it, I've been caught out😭

[Bro?]

sometimes when i ask people for free money they don't give me it

[PeterJJ12]

How Can We Rant Here If We Were Told To Shut Up?

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Why Do You Feel The Need Two Write Like A 7 Year Old Girl Who Has Just Discovered Capital Letters?

[imaretardednerd]

i hate when im driving and some ass-squeezer honks at me. like fuck u dumb fag dont honk at me ill kick u in the nuts

[Black Diamond]

When she doesn't want to swallow because she doesn't like cum, so you gotta shove it down her throat.

/rant.

[xyrulo]

I hate it so damn much when people say acrost instead of across.

[de morte hominis]

When you talk about morse code to a fucking retard who "thinks" he know's it & know's just about anything.
HOLY FUCK.