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(May 11, 2015 08:59 PM)Orchid Wrote:  I know nothing about Macs.

Yeah somethin tells me you know a thing or two about them macs.
Fat contains estrogen cells which is the most dominant female hormone. Apple sensed you spontaneously grew a vagina and are simultaneously blocking you from the Mac Master race.
(May 11, 2015 09:07 PM)CupOfJava Wrote:  You guys are all super dicks...Why the fuck would you mess with this dude when he clearly needs help.

Dude Do this:

1) Open the mac up with 8tm screw-driver (can be found at walmart) and check for Sun chips inside it.
2) Move the foil paper from your router from the left over pizza boxes
3) Jack-off
4) Break your mac and buy a new one...Apple Logic

Sorry I got confused I thought he needed help with the speed at which he eats a big mac.
He thought his computer was food again
Yeah and you eat a lot of food!
(May 11, 2015 09:24 PM)Gary. Wrote:  Orchid have you tried taking your Mac back to the McBarge?

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I think you should try and delete system32.
(May 11, 2015 09:27 PM)Clark Wrote:  Actually Mac's don't have system32.

Oh I know they don't, that's the point
Orchid do you still need help?


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