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The Swat Team is knocking on your door, what will you do?

(Oct 6, 2015 08:21 PM)King Doge Wrote:  As for me I'd bust out my AR-15 and start sprayin'. After that, I'll resume browsing HF

Fastest way to die.

I'll just open the door. Fuck it.
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I'd probably play loud dog noises from upstairs so they get lured, then go hide in my basement behind some bags or in the couch
(Oct 6, 2015 08:25 PM)Bustabit Wrote:  I'd probably play loud dog noises from upstairs so they get lured, then go hide in my basement behind some bags or in the couch

LOLOL!
Thats s freken smart lol. if i had a basement id probably make a nother little base ment under it to hide
I'd run that new crypto malware that randomly encrypts all your shit with a newly generated key per file and then deletes the key when it's done. Goodnight, sweet prince.
The FBI would never be at my house anyway. I use incognito mode ;)
Jokes on you, I live in a tent deep in the woods in the middle of butt fuck nowhere. Good luck SWAT!

Seriously though if I had my desktop right now i'd take a pic because I have a setup already prepped for a situation like that. I have 4 1tb hard drives in a small custom made case just big enough for them to fit in there nice and snug and holes that are just barely big enough for the wires to fit through. If the SWAT or FBI were knocking on my door I would just pick up my hard drive case thingy and throw it deep into the air vent in my room. Like shove my arm all the way in there and throw it around the corner. Getting it back out would be a different story but hopefully they don't go looking in there.
I would very calmly open the door.

I've done nothing to send the swat team to my house lol.
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(Oct 6, 2015 08:27 PM)occupi Wrote:  I'd run that new crypto malware that randomly encrypts all your shit with a newly generated key per file and then deletes the key when it's done. Goodnight, sweet prince.

Yea, too bad if the FBI really wanted to get into it they would run that encryption by a supercomputer.
It's only a matter of time before all encryption algorithms are cracked.
I'd just open it. I don't have much to hide and if I was being swattted they would probably be looking for a real crime, not search my pc for cracked accounts.
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I'd let them in because i'm not a bad boy.
When does the SWAT team ever knock? They bust right in.
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let them in since i have absolutely nothing to hide in my home
(Oct 6, 2015 08:18 PM)Jesse Pinkman Wrote:  I open the door and ask whats up, and let them do / search whatever they want cause I've got nothing to hide.

Exactly what this man said.
I'd let them in cause I really got nothing to hide anymore.


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