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OFFICIAL ★ HackForums Freestyle Challenge ★ Win a prize! [WINNERS IN OP] ★ WEEK 3 ★

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What's up, HackForums? So, everybody loves a good rhyme, right? Hell yeah, you do. So being as bored as I am, I decided to create a 4-line freestyle challenge. As you have to do is type 4-lines that rhyme and a winner will be decided ever week. Please only post ORIGINAL, NOVEL content because I will search the lyrics. Just try to be as creative, funny, or real as possible. I guess I'll start:

My name may be Google
But don't forget the plus
Death Disturbance is the only
HF member I don't trust

Yeah, that was terrible (S/O to Death Disturbance), but we can improve. Why are you still reading? Get to posting!

Judges
J Scar JD

FuckitsJasmine™

sᴘᴇᴄᴛʀᴜᴍ
тeн ѕмeх's мαтe

Guest Judges
Week One: None
Week Two: Minnesota Nice - 15th Highest Rep on HackForums

Winners
Week One: тeн ѕмeх's мαтe
Week Two: peek
Week Three: J Scar JD
I am elemental,
Definitely sentimental.
Im the coolest thing since netflix
cause i be making all them pics
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My freestyle:
Im a bitch I got class
you hurt me and I
kick your ass.

EDIT: The hell? Why the fuck did this turn into a contest... 😶
I am Captain Duck,
I don't give a fuck.
Death Disturbance is the only
HF member I don't trust.
Money out the ass
Cash flowin' like gas
Bitches on my dick like a mothafuckin' rash
Fuck with me and get bashed
chief is gonna be in a beef
cuz he smoked all the kief
and fucked a sheep

Raw 3-line from Lith.

ONLY DEAL ON SITE UNLESS VERIFIED BY PM FIRST
(Sep 27, 2012 05:17 PM)Nonon Jakuzure Wrote:  I am Captain Duck,
I don't give a fuck.
Death Disturbance is the only
HF member I don't trust.

Lmfao, slightly better than mine.
Ignore vv

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WinRAR is the baddest nigga fosho
Bitches in the steet opening my archive
And they can't get more
Ejaculating so much meh penis is sore
(Sep 27, 2012 05:21 PM)Chief Wrote:  chief is gonna be in a beef
cuz he smoked all the kief
and fucked a sheep

Raw 3-line from Lith.

Disturbing but acceptable! Da fuq is Lith?


(Sep 27, 2012 05:15 PM)Canadian. Wrote:  I am elemental,
Definitely sentimental.
Im the coolest thing since netflix
cause i be making all them pics

EDIT: Im a graphics designer ;)

--
My freestyle:
Im a bitch I got class
you hurt me and I
kick your ass.

Both are pretty badass lol, I like!


(Sep 27, 2012 05:18 PM)Jason. Wrote:  Money out the ass
Cash flowin' like gas
Bitches on my dick like a mothafuckin' rash
Fuck with me and get bashed

Violent but also funny, sounds like Snoop Dogg lol
My name is Cryptex
More explosive than semtex
Fuck with me
And I might drown you in a vortex.

Oh yea XD
(Sep 27, 2012 05:25 PM)WinRAR™ Wrote:  WinRAR is the baddest nigga fosho
Bitches in the steet opening my archive
And they can't get more
Ejaculating so much meh penis is sore

Close the thread!!! Close the thread!! (jay kay) This is probably the best one yet lol


(Sep 27, 2012 05:27 PM)• ℛ • Wrote:  My name is Cryptex
More explosive than semtex
Fuck with me
And I might drown you in a vortex.

Oh yea XD

Another violent but funny one! This is going to be a hard choice for week's winner. The winners get their name and profile posted in the OP BTW
I am The_Super_Phreak
These whiny bitches think they're 1337
they last only 2 days on the street
Run on home and beat your meat.

ps:

you rhyme like a wannabe
pretending to be smoking tree
and all the ladies know,

if you want to be my hoe,
there's some shit you gotta know;
like first get on your knees,

then politely ask me please,
and I'd like it if you'd squeeze!

I mean just listen to me go?
my flow sounds like a pro,
I'm the modern rendition of
Edgar Allan Poe.
My names Dr.Paul
I came to save your planet
You fucked me for Obamney.
So he can let you have it.
My name is Σᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟ,
I don't live on the outside but within.
But you can call me Lieutenant Colonel,
Cause if you don't i'll make you wear artificial skin.
(Jul 23, 2022 12:45 PM)Cuthbert Wrote:  You haven't addressed a single argument without resorting to sophistry and satire. Blaspheming the Lord is sending you straight to Hell and if you get intoxicated with marijuana you're most likely going to suffer even more in Hell.
I laughed at a lot of these freestyles. Pretty decent and good ones ^_^
The name be Jst4r
Come at me bro's with your 35 char.
May not be ub3r, Might not be l33t,
But I'll make your server in to my love seat.

Ending sucks, I know.


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