Game that I want: I would like Mw2
Why do I deserve it: Well, its quite the story actually. Once, when i was little, i told my self that if it was the very last thing that i would do, i would complete my dream of becoming a penguin. A penguin you see, is no ordinary animal. Penguins are primarily found only in the Southern Hemisphere, if held in captivity these creatures can be found anywhere in the world. Sliding on their stomachs just because they can and huddling in big circles for orgy's are just some of the many activities that these little bastards partake in. I just had to become one, my first step was to create a club penguin account. After playing this game for hours and hours i decided i needed to take my dedication a little further, i went to home depot and bought 3 buckets of black paint. I kinda forgot that they were lead based and that i would most likely die if i put it on myself but none the less i lathered myself up with black paint head to toe and then proceeded to duct tape my feet together. I waddled into my sisters room and took her exercise ball by rolling on it over and over again until i finally got in into my room. I waddled back into the hallway and turned the air down to 32 degrees Fahrenheit because that's how us penguins roll then i attempted to slide on my stomach back to my room. 20 minutes later there i was sitting on my ball trying to keep it warm. I paid my sister $43.45 to dump feathers on my body after i rolled in glue. As i sat there i truly felt that i had purpose in life, and this is why i would like Mw2... :3
Is zZeluxeNN awesome?: Damn fucking skippy
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