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Mar 7, 2014 03:44 AM
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make nigga's run faster.
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Mar 7, 2014 04:57 AM
Girl I'm talking to: My School is full of ugly ass annoying people. Ugh I hate it.

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What do you call a girl what can run faster than me ?

A Virgin.
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Mar 7, 2014 10:05 AM
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!
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Mar 7, 2014 10:25 AM (This post was last modified: Mar 7, 2014 10:31 AM by 24/7.)
3 jews walk into a bar..

I lied, It was a gas-chamber
(Mar 7, 2014 10:05 AM)BauerIvan Wrote:  Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!

Haha, that one is prety good :P Had to think a bit first
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Mar 7, 2014 02:15 PM
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.
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Mar 7, 2014 03:51 PM
i was rooting my sister and im like. your a better root then mom. and she's like " Dad says that aswell"
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Mar 7, 2014 06:08 PM (This post was last modified: Mar 7, 2014 06:12 PM by ｍＯｂｉＩｅ.)
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Mar 7, 2014 06:36 PM
Why does Santa have such a big sack? because he only comes once a year! :D
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Mar 9, 2014 05:39 AM
Q: Why didn't the bicycle stand up?

A: It was two-tired.

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Mar 9, 2014 09:39 AM
(Mar 6, 2014 09:16 AM)Harley Quinn Wrote:  Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Becouse 7 8 9.
:'D

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered six offender.
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Mar 9, 2014 12:44 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road
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Mar 9, 2014 01:38 PM (This post was last modified: Mar 9, 2014 01:38 PM by Yakless.)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because it knows north korean long range missiles can't reach that far.
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Mar 9, 2014 01:39 PM
(Mar 9, 2014 01:38 PM)Yakless Wrote:  Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because it knows north korean long range missiles can't reach that far.
XD best chicken crossing the road joke ever!
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(Mar 9, 2014 01:38 PM)Yakless Wrote:  Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because it knows north korean long range missiles can't reach that far.

One of the best jokes I've heard on here.
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Mar 9, 2014 01:59 PM
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