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Vitani's Mate's guide on "How NOT to get bummed/raped in prison"
Peril
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May 15, 2014 07:44 AM
Hello I have a very important question

What if you see someone drop the soap should I go in to assert my dominance ?
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May 15, 2014 07:46 AM
How about don't go in prison in the first place?
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May 15, 2014 08:06 AM
(May 15, 2014 07:44 AM)Peril Wrote:  Hello I have a very important question

What if you see someone drop the soap should I go in to assert my dominance ?

If you are going to.
Get your friends to hold him down.
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May 15, 2014 08:28 AM
Fuck off Vitani, you're flaunting your cancer all over HF.
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May 15, 2014 08:32 AM
(May 15, 2014 08:28 AM)Django Wrote:  Fuck off Vitani, you're flaunting your cancer all over HF.

Fuck off Jan.
I don't know why i still have you as a friend on FB if you are going to talk shit all the time on a forum.
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May 15, 2014 08:34 AM
I give you my attention. Happy now? eClown
Vaxorr
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May 15, 2014 08:37 AM
I can't understand till now that u made this guide for the tutorial contest :rofl:
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May 15, 2014 08:39 AM
Vouch for this method!

Been in jail for a few times, managed to only get fucked twice :-)
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May 15, 2014 10:08 AM
Lq as always. Idk why I expected better.
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May 16, 2014 01:09 AM
I'd let you be my friend in prison.

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(Sep 5, 2015 07:32 PM)Happeh Wrote:  Activity is a sign of depression.
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May 16, 2014 01:56 AM
(May 14, 2014 07:04 AM)Skip The Gym Wrote:  Vouch for this method, been in jail with him sometimes and he literally saved my ass.

... For last....

I'm so sorry, I'm a terrible person. I'll see myself out.
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May 16, 2014 01:58 AM
Actually a pretty decent TuT, especially for anyone that is using Blackshades.
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May 16, 2014 02:01 AM
A final piece of advice, unless your in prison never fight naked.
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May 16, 2014 03:59 AM (This post was last modified: May 16, 2014 03:59 AM by Vitani's Mate.)
(May 15, 2014 10:08 AM)Dennis Wrote:  Lq as always. Idk why I expected better.

Don't like it?
Fuck off then and don't read. ^^
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May 16, 2014 04:01 AM
(May 14, 2014 07:03 AM)Vitani's Mate Wrote:  ...DON'T DROP THE SOAP...

You can drop the soap silly.

But here's how you pick it up.

Bend with the knees, not the hips. Bum points down, no opening for the D.
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