[phybeя Jr.]

Semi related--Human form of Butters from South park attends a Juggalo rap battle... and wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGaxBPk2jI#t=783

[Reset Glitch Hack]

Look at this nigga on HF tryna rap.
He tryin so hard, he don't understand that he's crap.
He betta stop before someone puts a cap in his ass
You think you slick, you think rhyme fast,
I'm gonna be at it until im last.

That's right niggas <3 Whoop.

[Aqulaane]

Wow that's quite impressive. Keep it up 🤝

[TheDubWubCub]

Hello Extreme, try to keep it mellow when you blow off steam, we're all fellow members of this awesome possum regime.
Aspire to inspire all future rappers to leave their opponents feeling happily ever after.
Good luck by the way, now rap away. 👍

[glitchgxd]

Nigga please, you cant even compete.
Quit this disasterly thread and admit defeat.
You're only a l33t, so stinky you have to cheat.
Googling words, trying to find ends meet.
Repeat. Nigga admit defeat.

That was fun. I want to be a wrapper now.

Really, you think I searched this shit?
Because your words are worse than a church kid spit?
Listen to the work that I put into words,
Then rehearse what you said and reverse.
Cause if you heard me speak,
You'd see I murder the beat.
Put it in a hearse, fill the dirt, and leave.
My flow is perfectly versed to assert authority.
Your flow currently works in a sorority.
So I hope you learn to quit before I make your game hurt further.
Cause the spark has been lit, change your name, BurntMercer.

[S‎kid]

I don't feel like putting down the best rap ever on this thread but, you can try to rap about me.

[Labeler]

Hey ๖ۣۜÈೱŧяҿмѯ, you look like the dude outside my house with a needle and a mean lean. My raps are so good cause i was brought up by the dream team. Im so advanced you'll only see me in a daydream, so futuristic you'll seem me shooting with my eye beams. but it seems you act like a kid whos very buff and a guy who had it ruff but ive finally had enough cause im calling you on your bluff..... You're a bigger joke than your misspelled name, l33ts cant ban them selves so theres no running from the shame. You ignited this flame, when your dad had his came, while screaming a name, man what a damn shame, your raps are the same, if my raps are insane, man just stay in your lane, before i get you a cane... Do i need to say more? Intelligence is my name.

[Douchebag # 145]

Throw sometimes at me and I'll probably retaliate with a really bad comeback.

[CasperXN]

Hit me up with a few bars. This seems interesting.

Edit: I have to talk shit apparently. Gtfo hackforums, you're a terrible rapper, I'll shank ur nan at tescos if you don't prove me wrong.. (I'm sorry, I'm fucking terrible at writing raps so that's all the shit talk I got for now :P)

[glitchgxd]

I'm tired.
Feeling weak.
Think I might retire.
I gotta get some sleep.

No, but really I'd like to continue this during the day tomorrow but HF blocks my work's network. Either that or we block HF. It's high-end corporate shit, so I don't know.

Anyway, I'll hit this thread up tomorrow night. Leave some stuff for me to retaliate on. Peace.

[Jisatsu]

Listen to this kid, think he's too white.
Bitchin that his pigment is too light.
Too bright, to fuse like-words into one type.
That's no fun, aight?
So let me pick up the pace, write a script with a maze,
Of letters that are better than a finicky race-
Obsessed kid, that should listen and pay
Attention to my rhetoric and find a new way.
Cause I'm as white as can be,
But I can write to a beat.
Maybe you're just mad you ain't a fighter like me.

Obliterate, the literate, lyrical disaster.
Empirical catcher, pokemon master.
He's a fat ass smasher, that's all that matters.
Then comes home after to eat mexican platters.

Talk about a spell-wreck, get yourself checked.
Walk out of this game before you get hell bent.
I'll shred up your cheese, and leave you nothin to eat,
Because the best on the beat, is motherfuckin ๖ۣۜÈೱŧяҿмѯ.

hahaha, that's nice man! Got anything written and put on a track?

[Colonel KR]

I'm a L33t rapper with a name no one can pronounce.
When it comes down to HackForums, this place is my house.
I can crack codes and see the strings that make up your Website,
And I can sneak into databases day or night.

[Colonel KR]

Hah! Sure, because anybody with "Lil" in the name qualifies as a rapper, just like Lil Wayne.

Seriously, good luck, man.

[imchill]

Alright why not :P (keep in mind it's just for fun, don't get mad)

In one of your verses you said you can write to a beat, well I can write without one,
I'll let go in your girls mouth and she can spit the outcome, you should of stayed inactive and you should of quit, but instead you come back a few years later just to remember that you ain't shit, you should of given up why you Tryna resist? You still got time to disappear only a few people actually know you exist, or you can take another break and try to fix the problem from last time that still persists. Battling with me is like being in the middle of a maze, depending on your decision it could go on for days, see I could go on forever I ain't running dry, but that all depends whether you man enough to write a verse and post reply.

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I hope this thread stays alive, I'm interested in seeing if I get a reply or not :D

[Germain]

Will you sing on vocaroo for me please :-D ?