So a couple years ago, I had a let me rap about you thread that was pretty fun while it lasted.
After a week or so, I fell back into a period of inactivity and it was abandoned. So, here's to hoping I have enough motivation to stay moderately active. Oh, and I'm like 20 now, so I know a few more words.
Here's the idea (changing it up a bit from the last thread): You write a rap about me, or talk trash, compliment me, etc; and I will write a rap about you. These will typically be single-verse (four lines), unless I decide to write more. I'm not guaranteeing I'll write about all of you, either. It generally depends on whether you give me enough to go with.
I'll keep a compiled list of responses here, and I'll PM you when/if I make a rap for you.
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You're not even worth the time, to rehearse anything more than a line of rhymes.
Listen to this kid, think he's too white.
Bitchin that his pigment is too light.
Too bright, to fuse like-words into one type.
That's no fun, aight?
So let me pick up the pace, write a script with a maze,
Of letters that are better than a finicky race-
Obsessed kid, that should listen and pay
Attention to my rhetoric and find a new way.
Cause I'm as white as can be,
But I can write to a beat.
Maybe you're just mad you ain't a fighter like me.
Obliterate, the literate, lyrical disaster.
Empirical catcher, pokemon master.
He's a fat ass smasher, that's all that matters.
Then comes home after to eat mexican platters.
Talk about a spell-wreck, get yourself checked.
Walk out of this game before you get hell bent.
I'll shred up your cheese, and leave you nothin to eat,
Because the best on the beat, is motherfuckin ๖ۣۜÈೱŧяҿмѯ.
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Really, you think I searched this shit?
Because your words are worse than a church kid spit?
Listen to the work that I put into words,
Then rehearse what you said and reverse.
Cause if you heard me speak,
You'd see I murder the beat.
Put it in a hearse, fill the dirt, and leave.
My flow is perfectly versed to assert authority.
Your flow currently works in a sorority.
So I hope you learn to quit before I make your game hurt further.
Cause the spark has been lit, change your name, BurntMercer.
Alright, C-G-M, let's pretend,
That you have a bit a fame, that I could aim to bend.
That you had a rap career, to hear and defend.
But you don't, so we won't, so let's bring this to an end.
Everyone look, it's the timid kid!
His interaction is limited.
He plays the league of legends, q to e, he's bendin,
The keys are heavy from the weed he's stemmin.
Gettin high all the time he never gets far.
Hits level six, and forgets to use R!
I enjoy the puns, but the fun is done.
Like cake, I'll waste you, in a portal and run.
Send you through a forest and turn you to gump.
Put you back in the slums, so you can bitch with the pugs.
(if you are questioning the depth behind that, just take it all apart)
While that might be true, I just do what I do.
Work each letter at a time, and reuse them, too.
It's not that hard, it's just fun to spew.
And I get better when I'm given something new.
Well alright, Reset Glitch Hack.
You're lucky if you're lookin to be in this shit last.
You're placement is perfect, so stop waitin and laugh,
Cause funnily you're under me; I've been lappin on tracks.
Panik?
Damn it.
This kid will never stop standin.
His disser's are famished, the words ain't landin.
He don't spit shit but he's a rap game bandit.
Thanks man, I appreciate the tips.
But the problem is I'm awesome and I got a wicked lip.
Cause the shit that I hit gets legit real quick,
So it's hard to slow the whip when I'm crackin off the spit.
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If by needle you mean pen, and the lean is my paper,
I'll agree because then, I could prove I'm a savior.
Messiah with higher fire power and flavor,
Than a diner designer, game changer, Joe Favre.
Yellows?
That's a colorful name.
Do you play cello for ya fellows and try to stay tame?
Cause I'm tryina find a way to see you playin this game.
But I can't when your rhymin lines that ain't straight.
Let me tell you a story, about a former forum-er,
Named Atori, tried to tame a storm, and um.
Let's just say, got distorted poorly.
Left in the rain, pouring fourty degree,
Weather and horribly formed a disease.
That made the bitch bend at the knees.
To make performin oral, their specialty.
Now stay on all fours and try not to compete.
Colonel KR, turn down the bass hard,
It's hurtin your ability to see the radar.
I know I got bars, that hit ya head hard,
But your talkin 'bout a life that ain't start.
Your name is wack, and so are you.
Step back, cause your fame is through.
When I attack, I'm gonna aim and shoot,
With lyrical gats packed straight for you.
After a week or so, I fell back into a period of inactivity and it was abandoned. So, here's to hoping I have enough motivation to stay moderately active. Oh, and I'm like 20 now, so I know a few more words.
Here's the idea (changing it up a bit from the last thread): You write a rap about me, or talk trash, compliment me, etc; and I will write a rap about you. These will typically be single-verse (four lines), unless I decide to write more. I'm not guaranteeing I'll write about all of you, either. It generally depends on whether you give me enough to go with.
I'll keep a compiled list of responses here, and I'll PM you when/if I make a rap for you.
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(Aug 7, 2014 09:11 PM)eiqht Wrote: So you're going to make a track about me? Do it, weebo.
You're not even worth the time, to rehearse anything more than a line of rhymes.
(Aug 7, 2014 09:12 PM)TheNakedEmperor Wrote: I'm too white to rap but I'd love to hear a rap about me man
Listen to this kid, think he's too white.
Bitchin that his pigment is too light.
Too bright, to fuse like-words into one type.
That's no fun, aight?
So let me pick up the pace, write a script with a maze,
Of letters that are better than a finicky race-
Obsessed kid, that should listen and pay
Attention to my rhetoric and find a new way.
Cause I'm as white as can be,
But I can write to a beat.
Maybe you're just mad you ain't a fighter like me.
(Aug 7, 2014 09:24 PM)Applebottomjeans Wrote: Here's to help you with your rap.
I like tacos.
I like Pokemon.
I am white.
I like big thick booty.
I want to be a rapper when I grow up.
Obliterate, the literate, lyrical disaster.
Empirical catcher, pokemon master.
He's a fat ass smasher, that's all that matters.
Then comes home after to eat mexican platters.
(Aug 7, 2014 09:35 PM)Realing Wrote: Make a rap about me. I made one towards you already.
--- (PM'd) ---
Look at this bitches name,
Can't even spell,
and you trying to talk shit,
I'll make sure take you to hell
drop your head onto a rail,
bitch yo girl know when to suck dick when I ring the bell
:p
Talk about a spell-wreck, get yourself checked.
Walk out of this game before you get hell bent.
I'll shred up your cheese, and leave you nothin to eat,
Because the best on the beat, is motherfuckin ๖ۣۜÈೱŧяҿмѯ.
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(Aug 7, 2014 10:19 PM)BlackMercer Wrote: Nigga please, you cant even compete.
Quit this disasterly thread and admit defeat.
You're only a l33t, so stinky you have to cheat.
Googling words, trying to find ends meet.
Repeat. Nigga admit defeat.
That was fun. I want to be a wrapper now.
Really, you think I searched this shit?
Because your words are worse than a church kid spit?
Listen to the work that I put into words,
Then rehearse what you said and reverse.
Cause if you heard me speak,
You'd see I murder the beat.
Put it in a hearse, fill the dirt, and leave.
My flow is perfectly versed to assert authority.
Your flow currently works in a sorority.
So I hope you learn to quit before I make your game hurt further.
Cause the spark has been lit, change your name, BurntMercer.
(Aug 7, 2014 10:06 PM)dolores Wrote: i bet you cant rap agaionst me look at my history or battles i am poerful.
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Alright, C-G-M, let's pretend,
That you have a bit a fame, that I could aim to bend.
That you had a rap career, to hear and defend.
But you don't, so we won't, so let's bring this to an end.
(Aug 7, 2014 10:05 PM)redstone Wrote: Alright...let's give this a shot.
Name is Randy
Nicknamed "The Timid Kid"
I love League of Legends
I love smoking weed
Everyone look, it's the timid kid!
His interaction is limited.
He plays the league of legends, q to e, he's bendin,
The keys are heavy from the weed he's stemmin.
Gettin high all the time he never gets far.
Hits level six, and forgets to use R!
(Aug 7, 2014 10:10 PM)WarOnDrugs Wrote: Rap about you, drop it on a track and make some cracks about jew
Anne to add I'll throw you on the barbie and roast you like some Franks
Oh eat poo no, I got you in a lyrical trance, can't escape me I'm a Necromancer
I bet you Nazi that coming I think it's time to start running I'm pummeling bums
and scuffling sons I'm ruffling hun pop some Riddalin before you fire that gun
I Mein no disrespect, but you Kampf expect peace in a world of war, gore n whores
The concentration of these death mongering menaces is immense, I think I'll
set up camp and expect the unexpected.
Yeah, rebuttle is expected.
I enjoy the puns, but the fun is done.
Like cake, I'll waste you, in a portal and run.
Send you through a forest and turn you to gump.
Put you back in the slums, so you can bitch with the pugs.
(if you are questioning the depth behind that, just take it all apart)
(Aug 7, 2014 10:17 PM)Eternal. Wrote: Look at ๖ۣۜÈೱŧяҿмѯ tryin to give skids wet dreams,
To give them your attention through lyrical word streams.
In the end it don't matter one bit as they don't appreciate this shit.
These skids have no soul; no spirit.
While that might be true, I just do what I do.
Work each letter at a time, and reuse them, too.
It's not that hard, it's just fun to spew.
And I get better when I'm given something new.
(Aug 7, 2014 10:45 PM)Reset Glitch Hack Wrote: Look at this nigga on HF tryna rap.
He tryin so hard, he don't understand that he's crap.
He betta stop before someone puts a cap in his ass
You think you slick, you think rhyme fast,
I'm gonna be at it until im last.
That's right niggas <3 Whoop.
Well alright, Reset Glitch Hack.
You're lucky if you're lookin to be in this shit last.
You're placement is perfect, so stop waitin and laugh,
Cause funnily you're under me; I've been lappin on tracks.
(Aug 7, 2014 10:58 PM)Panik Wrote: Can't nobody rap about the kind pizzanik.
Panik?
Damn it.
This kid will never stop standin.
His disser's are famished, the words ain't landin.
He don't spit shit but he's a rap game bandit.
(Aug 7, 2014 11:04 PM)TheDubWubCub Wrote: Hello Extreme, try to keep it mellow when you blow off steam, we're all fellow members of this awesome possum regime.
Aspire to inspire all future rappers to leave their opponents feeling happily ever after.
Good luck by the way, now rap away. 👍
Thanks man, I appreciate the tips.
But the problem is I'm awesome and I got a wicked lip.
Cause the shit that I hit gets legit real quick,
So it's hard to slow the whip when I'm crackin off the spit.
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(Aug 7, 2014 11:19 PM)Labeler Wrote: Hey ๖ۣۜÈೱŧяҿмѯ, you look like the dude outside my house with a needle and a mean lean. My raps are so good cause i was brought up by the dream team. Im so advanced you'll only see me in a daydream, so futuristic you'll seem me shooting with my eye beams. but it seems you act like a kid whos very buff and a guy who had it ruff but ive finally had enough cause im calling you on your bluff..... You're a bigger joke than your misspelled name, l33ts cant ban them selves so theres no running from the shame. You ignited this flame, when your dad had his came, while screaming a name, man what a damn shame, your raps are the same, if my raps are insane, man just stay in your lane, before i get you a cane... Do i need to say more? Intelligence is my name.
If by needle you mean pen, and the lean is my paper,
I'll agree because then, I could prove I'm a savior.
Messiah with higher fire power and flavor,
Than a diner designer, game changer, Joe Favre.
(Aug 7, 2014 11:20 PM)Yellows Wrote: Throw sometimes at me and I'll probably retaliate with a really bad comeback.
Yellows?
That's a colorful name.
Do you play cello for ya fellows and try to stay tame?
Cause I'm tryina find a way to see you playin this game.
But I can't when your rhymin lines that ain't straight.
(Aug 8, 2014 12:30 AM)CasperXN Wrote: Hit me up with a few bars. This seems interesting.
Edit: I have to talk shit apparently. Gtfo hackforums, you're a terrible rapper, I'll shank ur nan at tescos if you don't prove me wrong.. (I'm sorry, I'm fucking terrible at writing raps so that's all the shit talk I got for now :P)
Let me tell you a story, about a former forum-er,
Named Atori, tried to tame a storm, and um.
Let's just say, got distorted poorly.
Left in the rain, pouring fourty degree,
Weather and horribly formed a disease.
That made the bitch bend at the knees.
To make performin oral, their specialty.
Now stay on all fours and try not to compete.
(Aug 8, 2014 03:21 PM)Colonel KR Wrote: I'm a L33t rapper with a name no one can pronounce.
When it comes down to HackForums, this place is my house.
I can crack codes and see the strings that make up your Website,
And I can sneak into databases day or night.
Colonel KR, turn down the bass hard,
It's hurtin your ability to see the radar.
I know I got bars, that hit ya head hard,
But your talkin 'bout a life that ain't start.
(Aug 8, 2014 03:24 PM)Lil Snupe Wrote: Count me in, I am the realest rapper.
Your name is wack, and so are you.
Step back, cause your fame is through.
When I attack, I'm gonna aim and shoot,
With lyrical gats packed straight for you.
nameless
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