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Sell Your Penis

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Thanks for sharing, peace
Congratulations!
Your penis is worth $6300!

Looks like I'm bout to rich for a few hours.
Website is biggest bullshit i've seen, but here;

"Congratulations!
Your penis is worth $6229!

This is pricier than 93.4% of all our interviewees' penises."
Whenever i click on new post's for some reason this one keep's popping up :-)
$5493

Gonna sell that shit now, who needs sex or the ability to urinate anyways?
Congratulations!
Your penis is worth $5302!
Congratulations!
Your penis is worth $6167!

Time to sell!
(Oct 19, 2014 02:12 PM)Astral™ Wrote:  $5493

Gonna sell that shit now, who needs sex or the ability to urinate anyways?

Wrong. Without a penis you can still do both of these.
Pissing is going to burn like hell most likely. And for sex you are going to have to finger where your penis SHOULD be BEFORE you sold it, and when you ejaculate, finger it into the chick.

Think... you are selling your penis, not your balls or bladder.
"Congratulations!
Your penis is worth more than anyone can ever pay!

This is pricier than 100.00% of all our interviewees' penises."
I ain't even lyin'

http://s29.postimg.org/dzz697td3/Screen_..._51_PM.png
Yeahh boy!

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Congratulations!
Your penis is worth $6293!
This is pricier than 94.7% of all our interviewees' penises.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people may appear bright until you hear them speak
Congratulations!
Your penis is worth $6254!

This is pricier than 94% of all our interviewees' penises.
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What..?
Damn! I'm about to be a balling. Your penis is worth $6312!
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