(Nov 8, 2014 10:12 PM)funanon6969 Wrote: Haha ram you're too funny, your jokes are just too funny.
>jokes
(Nov 9, 2014 02:54 AM)Bibl Wrote: [img]http://λ.pw/ejn[/img]
you belong in the fucking bin fagot fuck
[img]http://λ.pw/ejo[/img]
lol? come up with something more elegant to say sir
oo tell em bibl we love you !!
Basically, there was once this server owner who basically was a drug addict and when he got high you could basically make him think anything you wanted if you are as wise and beautiful as I am, either way, this guy gets stoned like every week and so first day I joined a server and I find a guy who is advertising that he wants to build a faction base and so I join his base and he tells me that he is waiting for this owner to get on because he is going to get op, me being the 12 year old scum begs him to convince the owner to give me flying abilities, so., the owner gets on in 3 hours of us building the base and suddenly I see the faction owner flying around and I'm like ''awwh das so kul'' and I beg the owner to give me flying abilities, instead the guy gives me op, and within a week I work my way up to co owner. then, the server gets reset, and the staff starts to dislike me due to me being the little 12 year old faggot that is power hungry, because I was a power hungry child. eitherway I get banned, then 2 literal years later I come back and I find out the guy is in rehab and he has this random bunch of staff so I ask if any of them has contact with the owner and the co owner said he did, and so I explained that i used to be co owner but due to a horrible missunderstand i was banned and now I am back to reclaim my rank, this guy ponders for a week and then woopty doo Im OP again, and then I buy 40 alts, a friend of mine buys 40 alts, we log all of them in, we op every single one, and we start griefing and unbanning and uninstalling all the plugins (forgot to mention I also got console very easily) blah blah all the basic shit, so they ban our alts and then all of the staff start to accuse me of griefing even the co owner, however, I go to the gullible junky owner and say that my account was hacked by the co owner and that it was not my fault and he is a fraud, how was I going to convince him? photoshop ofcourse. I photoshop a skype conversation of him pondering about hacking my account repeatedly and the owner believes it, bans the co owner along with more of the staff, unbans me assigns me to be co owner again, then I get bored of minecraft grief the server one last time, ddos it repeatedly blah blah blah, the owner was left without any staff and all of the custom heroes plugins coded (they had custom heroes from their coder which I convinced the owner was crashing the server) and stolen by me and all deleted, I came back onto it on an anonymous account and found out that he had to recode all of his heroes and his playerbase has dropped to maybe 20 a day if they are lucky, I call it a successful grief.
DO NOT DEAL WITH THIS MEMBER
(Nov 9, 2014 08:10 AM)badvibes Wrote:
oo tell em bibl we love you !!
hi mr bleachmaster
thank thank thankthankthankthnkankthank
DO NOT DEAL WITH THIS MEMBER
The legend of the queefing section, by plernatious:
Chapter One - The Beginning
February 18, 2011 - Beta 1.3 - The Griefing section was just starting to awake into a very wobbly, weak beginning. Hacks were practically non-existent. Everything was wonderful.. Nobody knew anything, so there was no trolling, and no flaming. Transcend is formed. No coders had arrived yet.
Beta 1.7 - Coding army formed. Real coders were coming into this section. But alas, as hacks became existent.... so did the skids.
Chapter Two - Timeline of the Skids
Mid Beta 1.7.3 - The skids are moving in. They seem friendly enough, but they don't know how to simply toggle a boolean, or code anything for that matter. They are using Nexus and Pick-a-Client to destroy servers. They claim to be like aVo and are creating Griefing Teams in hopes of fame. Our last defense is Pitbull client and our private clients.
Beta 1.8 - Every skid and their mother seems intent on "coding" a custom client. Flaming and trolling is becoming more apparent, and threads have dived to an all-time low. However, we did see the birth of a few great clients: Nodus, VCAHax, NetherCraft, and hackforums. The Anti-Skid Army and the Coder Army are formed. The skids outnumber us now and we are losing ground.
Minecraft 1.0 - Tutorials are running rampant, if I should even dare to call them tutorials. YouTube is littered with tutorials that even a beginning coder should know how to do. Skids are starting to take action against us. No great clients have been released, but the four greatest clients of Beta 1.8 are still around. This is when this section starts going downhill very rapidly, and our army can not hold back the skids. We decide to fall back farther into the section.
Minecraft 1.1 - The last update of NetherCraft and hackforums. Skiddy clients are being released, and high quality members are leaving our army. Transcend is in full swing, and will soon merge with BASS-Code.
Minecraft 1.2 - aVo is doing well, but we aren't. We have run out of resources and coders. BASS-Code starts acting like assholes, so we are doomed.
Minecraft 1.2.5 - The Griefing section is the lowest quality section. We're doomed, as the skids take over and clients like Nodus become their primary weapon. aVo is over.
Minecraft 1.3 - The Griefing section is now in a new phase. PVP is the new fad, and clients' auras are evolving into more ferocious, as well as deadly hacks. GUI's also become more apparent. Axiom is the new Reliant, but eventually gets leaked.
Minecraft 1.4 - We are now in a phase where if you don't have a good aura, you're a skid. If you don't have a good GUI, you're a skid. If you use Nodus, you are a skid. Pringles is the new Axiom, and also gets leaked.
The Beginning of the End
The skid army was advancing, and had claimed massive ground in the Griefing section. The rebels, led by General Rza1337, were trapped and outnumbered. Thankfully, in a blink of an eye, Krysk came bursting through the doors with Reliant on a thumbdrive. He chucked it out the window, and like obedient puppies, the skids chased after it. It turned out that thumbdrive was actually a smoke grenade, and the skids were stunned. In the confusion, the rebels escaped out through the skidproof-tutorial section, but left one man behind: Emotional Patrick's dad. The skids were furious, and made him translate the skidproof-tutorials into code dumps.
With this new-found power, the skids skidded off of every tutorial on the internet. Beginning their advance on the rest of the internet, they decided to make Hackforums their capital. The skids, led by Tsar fromatic, had a working auto-banner and were able to ban all the good coders from Hackforums. Within a minute, Omniscient had unbanned them, but he couldn't reallow them access into the Griefing section, which was now completely run by skids. Omni gave up on the Griefing section entirely and used the last Ace up his sleeve to stop the skids: a moderator. Dan. joined the Griefing section as the new moderator, and was horrified. He is not a major force in the anti-skid movement as of now.
All the coders were now horrible trolls, brainwashed by the skids, or trapped outside the Griefing section. Would Krysk help us once again, and hopefully destroy the skids once and for all?
The Transcend - POG feud
Transcend owned POG by hacking their website, POG went all madbro. The end.
The Coder Army's Last Stand
Day 1 - The skids are closing in on us like a boa constrictor. Our resources are limited, and good clients that aren't claimed by the skids are private. We have no hope, and pray for a swift death.
Day 2 - We are not so lucky. Sirenfal sits back and laughs at this section's quality, as we try to hide behind "skidproof" tutorials. Sadly, with the skids having kidnapped Emotional Patrick's dad, they are able to decipher the tutorials and turn them into code dumps. As their numbers grow larger and brave members die on the front lines, we are sure to be doomed to a skid-infested, horrible brainwashing.
Day 3 - We were able to manage to code a LLS into one of the clients, and may be able to take over the skids with our vast knowledge of programming languages. Let's hope that this is true.
So why didn't aVo help us?
Well, earlier this year, the skids attempted to take over the Griefing section once and for all. Sirenfal came to our rescue, only to throw a decoy Reliant saved on a USB out the window to draw the skids off us. Little did he know, that when he got home, his computer was stolen! Reliant would be released for every skid in the world! Of course, Sirenfal couldn't let that happen. We only thought that he had abandoned us. Instead, he had saved us from our worst fate.
Sirenfal trekked through the Appalachian Mountains to get from Florida to where intel had reported the skid went with Reliant. Sirenfal, without his l33t h3x on Reliant, was almost powerless. But, however, he had the element of surprise. Sirenfal burst through the doors, only to find fromatic trying to decompile Reliant in mcp. Sirenfal laughed for an hour straight as fromatic tried to figure out how to fix the errors.. but fromatic called BASS-Code to crack it for him! Sirenfal was stunned to see DrPres burst through the door. Sirenfal scrambled to fromatic's computer, and took back the thumbdrive with Reliant on it. DrPres booted up Prescraft, and Sirenfal booted up Reliant, and they fought each other with their killauras! Sirenfal remembered his mission, however, and didn't risk Reliant being stolen. He used the NC/NC+ bypassed teleport to teleport to the safest place he knew: Shusako's house. He told Shusako, "Hold still!" and proceeded to stuff the thumbdrive up Shusako's asscrack. DrPres found it, and proceeded to freecam into Shusako's ass. DrPres hasn't been found to this day.
The real leader
"NOOOO! GOD DAMN IT, DON'T YOU LEAVE ME NOW!"
He's dead. Damn it, he's dead. Fuck you, iAmDat, fuck you! Why.... WHY! Sergee had tried to stop him, but with iAmDat's aura prioritization in SkidCraft, he didn't stand a chance. There was a gaping hole in his chest, where the heart used to be. McSpams had lagged down the server, but it wasn't enough. He was dead now, and iAmDat was the skid lord.
It had happened one hour earlier, when Sergee, iAmDat and I were sent on a mission to stop Fromatic. We dropped from the shitty wooden shack that was built in the sky, and were to drop in on the faction "xXKewlCidXx"'s base, burn it to the ground, and leave no witnesses. We had our NoFall's on, and landed swiftly. The player was about to complain to the admin, when I yelled to Sergee to turn on the McSpams.
There was a pause, a minute, maybe two long. I heard nothing but static from him, but there was some shit that was happening on iAmDat's mic.
Code "Ok, Ple-"
*hears knife stabbing noise*
Meanwhile, at the HQ of ButtFuckerIncorporated...
"Ha, 'xXKewlCidXx' don't stand a chance! I swear, ._O, you and me are going to wreck these kids, just watch. They have no fucking idea that I'm just gonna go in like, BAM with my aura and they'll be like, 'ER MAH GAWD HAX0RZ!!!11!'"
"Damn it Booty Hunter, just calm the fuck down. They're right over there!"
"FUCK YOU iAmDat, FUCK YOU!" Damn it. Too late. He's gone.... but then, who are they? Shit, they must be "xXKewlCidXx" members!
"WOOHOO, I'M GONNA FUCKING GET YOU YOU LITTLE KID!" I exclaimed, twirling the sword over my head as I sprinted toward the kid. "YO GON BE SORRY YOU FUCKED WITH US!" Then, ._O decided he just HAD to be better than me, shouting "Yeah, umadgais? You aren't ever gonna get your stuff back again!" Then, shooting a bow right at the fucker's head missing by inches, he drew his sword and ran at the n00by little kid.
Hot sweat was clinging to my face now as I ran, and arrows whizzed by me. Well, at least I won't have to worry about shaving. This guy's doing all the work for me, good job or not.
Apocalypse
"Gentlemen, today is a grave day. With the new-found teleport glitch in 1.3, DrPres was able to escape from Shusako's ass. Intel reports that he is amassing the skid army to finally take the source, once and for all. Our mission is to stop them. Enter the next room to begin your briefing."
One month, 23 days, 2 hours later. The skids have been fighting with us fiercely for the Reliant source. Prescraft is killing us all, and even our best clients cannot match the skids ability. They have cracked the very paid clients we use, and have many more people then us. Even our Java drive-by RAT isn't stopping them. The only way we are going to stop them is to attack them at their head. Without a leader, the skids will not have the intelligence to stop us, and we will be able to separate them and social engineer them into infecting themselves with a virus. Pres is our target. If this mission fails, all is lost, and we have just lost our best man. Why send our best man in? Because, he is the only one who can save us. We need Krysk to release the source in hope that Pres will send the skids after it. However, we all know Krysk is a self-centered, trolling asshole.... An asshole who is the only person Pres hates enough to attack directly.
It's the next day. The skids are gaining ground, but Krysk has agreed to help us flush out the skids, once and for all. He booted up Reliant.jar, and went directly to Pres. They fought once again, and he released the source. Thankfully, the skids went after it; right into our trap. We injected the source with a RAT, and the skids booted Reliant up. They all became under our control, and we were able to destroy Pres. The day is won... for now- AJLAJGLJORUJOGJ!!
(Nov 9, 2014 10:40 AM)Bibl Wrote: hi mr bleachmaster
thank thank thankthankthankthnkankthank
DO NOT DEAL WITH THIS MEMBER
(Nov 9, 2014 02:24 PM)badvibes Wrote:
i dont relly no who u r but heyyyyy!!!!!!
Nov 9, 2014 03:24 PM
(This post was last modified: Nov 9, 2014 03:25 PM by BFCE.)
(Nov 9, 2014 01:56 PM)Sergee Wrote: The legend of the queefing section, by plernatious:
Chapter One - The Beginning
February 18, 2011 - Beta 1.3 - The Griefing section was just starting to awake into a very wobbly, weak beginning. Hacks were practically non-existent. Everything was wonderful.. Nobody knew anything, so there was no trolling, and no flaming. Transcend is formed. No coders had arrived yet.
Beta 1.7 - Coding army formed. Real coders were coming into this section. But alas, as hacks became existent.... so did the skids.
Chapter Two - Timeline of the Skids
Mid Beta 1.7.3 - The skids are moving in. They seem friendly enough, but they don't know how to simply toggle a boolean, or code anything for that matter. They are using Nexus and Pick-a-Client to destroy servers. They claim to be like aVo and are creating Griefing Teams in hopes of fame. Our last defense is Pitbull client and our private clients.
Beta 1.8 - Every skid and their mother seems intent on "coding" a custom client. Flaming and trolling is becoming more apparent, and threads have dived to an all-time low. However, we did see the birth of a few great clients: Nodus, VCAHax, NetherCraft, and hackforums. The Anti-Skid Army and the Coder Army are formed. The skids outnumber us now and we are losing ground.
Minecraft 1.0 - Tutorials are running rampant, if I should even dare to call them tutorials. YouTube is littered with tutorials that even a beginning coder should know how to do. Skids are starting to take action against us. No great clients have been released, but the four greatest clients of Beta 1.8 are still around. This is when this section starts going downhill very rapidly, and our army can not hold back the skids. We decide to fall back farther into the section.
Minecraft 1.1 - The last update of NetherCraft and hackforums. Skiddy clients are being released, and high quality members are leaving our army. Transcend is in full swing, and will soon merge with BASS-Code.
Minecraft 1.2 - aVo is doing well, but we aren't. We have run out of resources and coders. BASS-Code starts acting like assholes, so we are doomed.
Minecraft 1.2.5 - The Griefing section is the lowest quality section. We're doomed, as the skids take over and clients like Nodus become their primary weapon. aVo is over.
Minecraft 1.3 - The Griefing section is now in a new phase. PVP is the new fad, and clients' auras are evolving into more ferocious, as well as deadly hacks. GUI's also become more apparent. Axiom is the new Reliant, but eventually gets leaked.
Minecraft 1.4 - We are now in a phase where if you don't have a good aura, you're a skid. If you don't have a good GUI, you're a skid. If you use Nodus, you are a skid. Pringles is the new Axiom, and also gets leaked.
The Beginning of the End
The skid army was advancing, and had claimed massive ground in the Griefing section. The rebels, led by General Rza1337, were trapped and outnumbered. Thankfully, in a blink of an eye, Krysk came bursting through the doors with Reliant on a thumbdrive. He chucked it out the window, and like obedient puppies, the skids chased after it. It turned out that thumbdrive was actually a smoke grenade, and the skids were stunned. In the confusion, the rebels escaped out through the skidproof-tutorial section, but left one man behind: Emotional Patrick's dad. The skids were furious, and made him translate the skidproof-tutorials into code dumps.
With this new-found power, the skids skidded off of every tutorial on the internet. Beginning their advance on the rest of the internet, they decided to make Hackforums their capital. The skids, led by Tsar fromatic, had a working auto-banner and were able to ban all the good coders from Hackforums. Within a minute, Omniscient had unbanned them, but he couldn't reallow them access into the Griefing section, which was now completely run by skids. Omni gave up on the Griefing section entirely and used the last Ace up his sleeve to stop the skids: a moderator. Dan. joined the Griefing section as the new moderator, and was horrified. He is not a major force in the anti-skid movement as of now.
All the coders were now horrible trolls, brainwashed by the skids, or trapped outside the Griefing section. Would Krysk help us once again, and hopefully destroy the skids once and for all?
The Transcend - POG feud
Transcend owned POG by hacking their website, POG went all madbro. The end.
The Coder Army's Last Stand
Day 1 - The skids are closing in on us like a boa constrictor. Our resources are limited, and good clients that aren't claimed by the skids are private. We have no hope, and pray for a swift death.
Day 2 - We are not so lucky. Sirenfal sits back and laughs at this section's quality, as we try to hide behind "skidproof" tutorials. Sadly, with the skids having kidnapped Emotional Patrick's dad, they are able to decipher the tutorials and turn them into code dumps. As their numbers grow larger and brave members die on the front lines, we are sure to be doomed to a skid-infested, horrible brainwashing.
Day 3 - We were able to manage to code a LLS into one of the clients, and may be able to take over the skids with our vast knowledge of programming languages. Let's hope that this is true.
So why didn't aVo help us?
Well, earlier this year, the skids attempted to take over the Griefing section once and for all. Sirenfal came to our rescue, only to throw a decoy Reliant saved on a USB out the window to draw the skids off us. Little did he know, that when he got home, his computer was stolen! Reliant would be released for every skid in the world! Of course, Sirenfal couldn't let that happen. We only thought that he had abandoned us. Instead, he had saved us from our worst fate.
Sirenfal trekked through the Appalachian Mountains to get from Florida to where intel had reported the skid went with Reliant. Sirenfal, without his l33t h3x on Reliant, was almost powerless. But, however, he had the element of surprise. Sirenfal burst through the doors, only to find fromatic trying to decompile Reliant in mcp. Sirenfal laughed for an hour straight as fromatic tried to figure out how to fix the errors.. but fromatic called BASS-Code to crack it for him! Sirenfal was stunned to see DrPres burst through the door. Sirenfal scrambled to fromatic's computer, and took back the thumbdrive with Reliant on it. DrPres booted up Prescraft, and Sirenfal booted up Reliant, and they fought each other with their killauras! Sirenfal remembered his mission, however, and didn't risk Reliant being stolen. He used the NC/NC+ bypassed teleport to teleport to the safest place he knew: Shusako's house. He told Shusako, "Hold still!" and proceeded to stuff the thumbdrive up Shusako's asscrack. DrPres found it, and proceeded to freecam into Shusako's ass. DrPres hasn't been found to this day.
The real leader
"NOOOO! GOD DAMN IT, DON'T YOU LEAVE ME NOW!"
He's dead. Damn it, he's dead. Fuck you, iAmDat, fuck you! Why.... WHY! Sergee had tried to stop him, but with iAmDat's aura prioritization in SkidCraft, he didn't stand a chance. There was a gaping hole in his chest, where the heart used to be. McSpams had lagged down the server, but it wasn't enough. He was dead now, and iAmDat was the skid lord.
It had happened one hour earlier, when Sergee, iAmDat and I were sent on a mission to stop Fromatic. We dropped from the shitty wooden shack that was built in the sky, and were to drop in on the faction "xXKewlCidXx"'s base, burn it to the ground, and leave no witnesses. We had our NoFall's on, and landed swiftly. The player was about to complain to the admin, when I yelled to Sergee to turn on the McSpams.
There was a pause, a minute, maybe two long. I heard nothing but static from him, but there was some shit that was happening on iAmDat's mic.
Code "Ok, Ple-"
*hears knife stabbing noise*
Meanwhile, at the HQ of ButtFuckerIncorporated...
"Ha, 'xXKewlCidXx' don't stand a chance! I swear, ._O, you and me are going to wreck these kids, just watch. They have no fucking idea that I'm just gonna go in like, BAM with my aura and they'll be like, 'ER MAH GAWD HAX0RZ!!!11!'"
"Damn it Booty Hunter, just calm the fuck down. They're right over there!"
"FUCK YOU iAmDat, FUCK YOU!" Damn it. Too late. He's gone.... but then, who are they? Shit, they must be "xXKewlCidXx" members!
"WOOHOO, I'M GONNA FUCKING GET YOU YOU LITTLE KID!" I exclaimed, twirling the sword over my head as I sprinted toward the kid. "YO GON BE SORRY YOU FUCKED WITH US!" Then, ._O decided he just HAD to be better than me, shouting "Yeah, umadgais? You aren't ever gonna get your stuff back again!" Then, shooting a bow right at the fucker's head missing by inches, he drew his sword and ran at the n00by little kid.
Hot sweat was clinging to my face now as I ran, and arrows whizzed by me. Well, at least I won't have to worry about shaving. This guy's doing all the work for me, good job or not.
Apocalypse
"Gentlemen, today is a grave day. With the new-found teleport glitch in 1.3, DrPres was able to escape from Shusako's ass. Intel reports that he is amassing the skid army to finally take the source, once and for all. Our mission is to stop them. Enter the next room to begin your briefing."
One month, 23 days, 2 hours later. The skids have been fighting with us fiercely for the Reliant source. Prescraft is killing us all, and even our best clients cannot match the skids ability. They have cracked the very paid clients we use, and have many more people then us. Even our Java drive-by RAT isn't stopping them. The only way we are going to stop them is to attack them at their head. Without a leader, the skids will not have the intelligence to stop us, and we will be able to separate them and social engineer them into infecting themselves with a virus. Pres is our target. If this mission fails, all is lost, and we have just lost our best man. Why send our best man in? Because, he is the only one who can save us. We need Krysk to release the source in hope that Pres will send the skids after it. However, we all know Krysk is a self-centered, trolling asshole.... An asshole who is the only person Pres hates enough to attack directly.
It's the next day. The skids are gaining ground, but Krysk has agreed to help us flush out the skids, once and for all. He booted up Reliant.jar, and went directly to Pres. They fought once again, and he released the source. Thankfully, the skids went after it; right into our trap. We injected the source with a RAT, and the skids booted Reliant up. They all became under our control, and we were able to destroy Pres. The day is won... for now- AJLAJGLJORUJOGJ!!
holy shit, this was actually a really good story, would buy.
seriously, does "plernatious" write ebooks or something?
(Nov 9, 2014 03:24 PM)BFCE Wrote: holy shit, this was actually a really good story, would buy.
seriously, does "plernatious" write ebooks or something?
Plern is my bae, you better respect the bae.
(Aug 30, 2017 08:36 PM)Disinterested Wrote: Cardio is 6,000% what I'd recommend, and dieting is gonna be a big chunk of it too. Calculate how many calories you burn by cardio compared to how many you eat. :)
(Nov 9, 2014 03:05 PM)Bibl Wrote: i dont relly no who u r but heyyyyy!!!!!!
no u no me ill talk to u on skype one second !!!!
!!
love love 2 u !!
!!
DO NOT DEAL WITH THIS MEMBER
i remember i se'd op on skype and i banned the owner and he forgot his cp password XD
he was raging so hard
DO NOT DEAL WITH THIS MEMBER
I dun fukd ur bich m8.
That's my story.
The end.
(Nov 9, 2014 03:42 PM)❤️ Death Disturbance ❤️ Wrote: Plern is my bae, you better respect the bae.
Excuse me, Pler is /my/ bae, so please leave, because a polyamorous relationship is NOT on the table.
(Nov 10, 2014 07:22 PM)audrey Wrote: Excuse me, Pler is /my/ bae, so please leave, because a polyamorous relationship is NOT on the table.
>2014
>being monogamous
wat r u tryna do m8
(Nov 10, 2014 07:22 PM)audrey Wrote: Excuse me, Pler is /my/ bae, so please leave, because a polyamorous relationship is NOT on the table.
Plerry is my bae, I'm sorry to tell you but he has been cheating on your for multiple years now, but hey, you can keep his bra and fuck it if you miss him from time to time.
(Aug 30, 2017 08:36 PM)Disinterested Wrote: Cardio is 6,000% what I'd recommend, and dieting is gonna be a big chunk of it too. Calculate how many calories you burn by cardio compared to how many you eat. :)
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