[Kromatik222]

/watch?v=54AW7V2O9xc

Probably the best comeback I've ever heard in a standup, and in real life. It takes a while but the wait makes it all that much better

(I Don't have 50 posts but I haven't seen this vid posted in here so why the heck not ?)

[Aguilar]

if your grandma had balls she would be your grandad

[Fʀᴀɴᴋɪᴇ]

Some of these are just whack. Anyone else have any to add?

[Aguilar]

Your mommas so fat when she stepped on the scales it came up-to be continued.....

[Fʀᴀɴᴋɪᴇ]

Anything else we could add to the list?

[OpenSourcerer]

"I fucked your moms asshole last night bro" - Every squeaker on CoD

[Fʀᴀɴᴋɪᴇ]

"I fucked your moms asshole last night bro" - Every squeaker on CoD

I have actually heard this one about 12 times while playing MW3

[Carling]

"Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change".

[ƒenrir]

"You're not being the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be."

[Fʀᴀɴᴋɪᴇ]

Anyone else have any to add? These are pretty good.

[Spyro The Dragon]

I was playing CS:GO and some dude was flaming me for noscoping him through the wall, I called him a cunt and he said "fuck off spyro the dragqueen" and I was like wat

[Ρunk]

This lmao

[Private Network]

Your mom is so fat, she gets group discount when she is alone.

[Fʀᴀɴᴋɪᴇ]

Damn some of these are pretty good. Anyone else?

[spradebassen]

Damn some of these are pretty good. Anyone else?

Can you stop bum p ing this thread? I feel as there is no reason to..

That's my best line. 🙃