[Motley]

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What's the difference between cancer and black people? Cancer got Jobs.

Thanks man 1D9Kn138Rw6CqSuuKZJbC9X319FFBq8tmk

[Unauthenticated]

1QCHi6xUftsoEVHTPwmyiG5vXQMZ33U2ew Thanks for this, I will make money out of this for sure! <3

[Pledge]

13MS7pNy8Qr6RcUvHjFEyXERjnaFmDYUK5

Thanks in advance

[Sweetie]

all these stupid idiots posting btc address, such stupid.

[Salman Khan]

1GJHxrZXEoFHXRg1Pe47i2oUcwnyqU3Ejj

Thanks mate

[hugsyou]

Woman rights.

PM me and ill give my address

[Virtual Goods LTD]

Thanks for doing this bro! :)

3BqrB8NG4d6rPjdUNxQpihzfmwwXkRJh5y

[The Scarabian]

How many dead babies fit in a Lamborghini?
Spoiler (Click to View)Twelve and three fourths, had to take the head off of one to get him in.

[Pentoxide]

What d'ya do with a sick boat?

Spoiler (Click to View)Take it to the doc

[CelestialByte]

1Fd4PbaCNFDvGXHvRsb9FvmJWzxjjudo22

Thanks in advance! :D

[Sta.ze]

Some of these jokes are funny actually. I have one too (open spoiler)
Spoiler (Click to View)
So there was this married couple and on every anniverssary they would go to an amusement park. Every year there was a helicopter ride that costs $5.00 as well. And every year the wife wanted to go on the helicopter ride and she would ask the husband if she could and he always responded with "No, Five dollars is Five dollars." This went on for about 12 years or so and one year they went and the husband wanted to go on the helicopter ride and the wife responded with "No, Five dollars is Five dollars." Well the pilot of the helicopter over heard them and came up and told the couple "I'll make you guys a deal, I'll give you guys a free ride, but if you (the husband) makes a single sound, you have to pay me Five dollars." So the husband says "deal." So they go up in the helicopter and the pilot is doing all these tricks. He's flying upside down and going in circles and doing loops and everything he can to make the husband make a sound. So they get back to ground and the pilot says "Well sir, you managed not to make a single sound, congratulations." The husband then responds back with "Well I was going to say something when my wife fell out, but Five dollars is Five dollars."


I hope you enjoyed the joke! A waiter at Chile's told me it.

[Niko]

Whats 9 + 10?
Spoiler (Click to View)I don't know, I'm fucking autistic

[Juice WRLD]

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

[bοxxy]

1Bsai61NM71B3eP5w9zaB71Y2hqh4Sk82o

Thanks mate

[The Scarabian]

1Bsai61NM71B3eP5w9zaB71Y2hqh4Sk82o

Thanks mate

It's not a fucking giveaway m8, you have to post something funny.