[Sarcastic Desires]

Opens the window
Mom: Close that window so the wifi signal doesn't go away

[Exige]

A woman came into BestBuy when I used to work there saying that she was gonna buy a wireless monitor, but decided to make her own by cutting the cords coming out the back (Old style box monitor) and she was yelling at me to just fix it. Keep in mind this was just a few years ago, at the time, we had stopped even selling those stupid heavy things in favor of a nice flat screen with HDMI input lol

But yea, cutting the cords does make a device wireless, it just wont work afterwards lol

[LittleBobbyTables]

Mom came in my room asking where the f13 key was. Dad was trolling again.

Some keyboards have up to f16.

[Scar .]

3 years ago in high school:

Random White Girl: 'I judge phones by their cameras'

christ.....

[SIM-1676753]

3 years ago in high school:

Random White Girl: 'I judge phones by their cameras'

christ.....

I bet she drinks starbucks and reads books.

[NoBarsHandler]

Some kid on xbox live told me he was gonna hack my account using my ip address. This was when halo 3 50s were hard to get.

[Darklurker]

I worked as a troubleshooter for several years and you wouldn't believe how many users asked us to install Google on their computers LOL

[Who Soup]

"that Mohammad kid actually built that clock"

[Dank Memes]

"Let's DDos the school's website using CMD. "

^This sounds too stupid though.

No one speaks like this, dumbass... Nice try

[YahooMeil]

Random
cause i can tell you
windows aero
is the grpahics card
yeah the graphics card is windows aero

[siamboi]

Track his ip address and then hack his computer!

[kneegurs]

'youve given me a perfect excuse to gain access to your pc'
'ive got your ip'

[raxe]

Mom came in my room asking where the f13 key was. Dad was trolling again.

lol, you know that there are 24 function keys?
F1 - F12, then Shift + F1 - F12.

Shift escalates it to the next digit, so F1 is F13, F2 is F14 etc.

🤝

[Bӏue]

When I was playing GTA V, every so often i would get a framerate drop lasting about 5-6 seconds.

This dumbass in teamspeak kept on telling me I NEED to do a OS fresh install, Like yeah because if one game, out of my entire library lags, that totally means my operating system is fucked. Even worse they were Comptia A+ certified, Pretty sure Comptia doesn't tell you that OS reinstall is the only solution to every problem.

I turned out that when I press F2 ingame to drop weapon, my recording software was saving the last 90 seconds of gameplay causing a bit of lag.

[espot]

"I saw it on the Google" is one I hear quite a lot.

Sounds ridiculous when you hear it, a bit like "on the line" (online)