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The Swat Team is knocking on your door, what will you do?
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Oct 8, 2015 10:53 AM
(Oct 6, 2015 08:22 PM)Hindu Wrote:  If I knew I did something bad, I would have pre-empted their raid a while back, taking appropriate measures. So, I would be relaxed because I am always two steps ahead of them. 🎉

You're a fucking cornball on a fake hacking forum, you're not even two steps ahead of yourself.
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Oct 8, 2015 10:55 AM
(Oct 8, 2015 10:53 AM)Raf Simons Wrote:  You're a fucking cornball on a fake hacking forum, you're not even two steps ahead of yourself.

HAHAHA, holy shit. That was golden.
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Oct 8, 2015 10:56 AM
I'd do the only logical thing I can think of. Put my dogs away in the laundry so they don't kill them, open the door and explain that the only reason they're here is because some nerd on a forum is mad at me and that they can feel free to check all my hard drives.
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Oct 8, 2015 10:58 AM
no no, mister Ryan Reynolds no here..
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Oct 8, 2015 11:30 AM
Ummm pretty sure if the swat team is there, they are not knocking. SO, I guess hitting the floor with my hands up, and hoping that my encryption holds up?

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Oct 8, 2015 12:57 PM
Nothing because they wouldn't knock; they'd barge the fuck in.
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Oct 8, 2015 01:00 PM
Yeah why is everyone saying they would open the door? SWAT is gonna C4 that shit before you could even close your pronhub tab.
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Oct 8, 2015 01:00 PM
not going to happend, because i`m not in the USA! ;)
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Oct 8, 2015 01:31 PM
Put on a terrorist shroud, ducktape a clock to my chest, and run as fast as I can towards the swat wielding my glock...
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Oct 8, 2015 01:32 PM
(Oct 8, 2015 01:31 PM)Ventriloquism Wrote:  Put on a terrorist shroud, ducktape a clock to my chest, and run as fast as I can towards the swat wielding my glock...

So, kill yourself?
Great idea. 10/10 would recommend.
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Oct 8, 2015 02:47 PM
Let them in, not really much I have to hide. Just sit back down and watch Netflix.

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Oct 8, 2015 02:49 PM
They're not going to knock without having the house and all possible exits surrounded.

ot; fuck all if they wanna look thru my shit they can do
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Oct 8, 2015 02:58 PM
I would say I'm in the shower and I'll be down in a min as I sneak out.
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Oct 8, 2015 03:15 PM
I would do this: http://goo.gl/vReOsk

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Oct 8, 2015 03:16 PM
I would kill all my potatoes and then burn my potato farm. they must not know I'm a potato dealer.
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