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(Aug 27, 2016 11:22 PM)princeofpeace Wrote:  Call him and teach him how to duggy

I've spoofed my phone number over 20 times on him lol.
Everybody call in and dab for me please.
There is more to this then meets the eye
(Aug 27, 2016 11:27 PM)bandors Wrote:  There is more to this then meets the eye

Looks can be deceiving indeed.
(Aug 27, 2016 11:27 PM)bandors Wrote:  There is more to this then meets the eye
Transformers?
Give the hotline a call before I go to bed!
Rename this service to "hotline bing" because your support is bing bad.
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Might as well change your usertitle to "call me for help" 😁

You're damn right. It has layers.
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(Aug 27, 2016 06:31 PM)Chrylix Wrote:  So, I've setup a HF hotline with many different departments.

1) Help with bullshit ebooks.
2) Advice resolving deal disputes.
3) Upgraded member support.

Oh, and also a section to leave a voicemail which I'll probably post here.

Come chat with our excellent callcenter staff.

+1 (914) 205-9662

EDIT: It's now been rebranded for the illuminati, check it out and come speak to the dark lord.


(Simply call the number above and press either 1, 2 or 3 to get connected to one of our support staff.)


We have some lovely hold music too.

🤝

Would I reach Bandors?
Hey I just met you, call me maybe.
+1 (914) 205-9662

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We all dreamed for the return of Harambe. How could be know it would be the beginning of the end?
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Someone must be curious enough to find the truth. 🤝
(Aug 28, 2016 12:36 AM)Chrylix Wrote:  Someone must be curious enough to find the truth. 🤝

Nah. I won't do it. I'll probably reach some old poor man.
(Aug 27, 2016 11:59 PM)Chrylix Wrote:  Indeed.



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(Aug 28, 2016 12:41 AM)Punisher Wrote:  


Brilliant. But surely one of you are smart enough to find the truth.


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