[Matrix Programmer]

Rapping for people for free.

You can suggest what I should rap about, or if you don't I'll just rap something random about you.

Enjoy! 🤝

[X25519]

Please rap about Rubik's cubes.

[Matrix Programmer]

Please rap about Rubik's cubes.

Rubix Cube
The type of toy nerds play
In your ass, put some lube
fuck off you gay
Don't cry
bitch pls
It was just a joke
Here's some cheese
go over there
and fucking choke

[imthatnigga69]

can you rap about my name, thx

[Matrix Programmer]

can you rap about my name, thx

My nigga.
My black ass nigga.
Go back to where you came from.
Yes, back to the slum.

[CatsCattail]

Rap about how I am going to the marines at june 19th.

[t0rch]

Can I have a rap about hackforums thx

[Matrix Programmer]

Rap about how I am going to the marines at june 19th.

Name is CatsCattail.
19th is the day I become Marine,
You think you're the shit,
Yes I agree, you're very unclean,
When that IDE blows,
and there goes your balls,
I'll get down on the ground laughing
and say LAWLS,
Don't bother prayin',
you soon be decayin',
When it arrives, the coffin
You'll be long forgotten

---

Can I have a rap about hackforums thx

Hackforums.
The forum of kids,
But I fucking love it,
Cuz it's full of skids,
Every time I login,
it puts a smile on my face,
Cuz I know at the end,
I'll cum in place.

[Stifler™]

Rap about me please! Show me what you got :)

[t0rch]

--snip--
Hackforums.
The forum of kids,
But I fucking love it,
Cuz it's full of skids,
Every time I login,
it puts a smile on my face,
Cuz I know at the end,
I'll cum in place.

10/10 Exceeded expectations

[Matrix Programmer]

Rap about me please! Show me what you got :)

Name is Stifler.
Can rapping about you,
Be any simpler?
Seriously though,
This rap'll be short,
It's unfortunate your mom,
Didn't hit abort.

[RandomAdult]

can i get one please

regards

[Matrix Programmer]

10/10 Exceeded expectations

Glad you enjoyed it! 👍👍👍

---

can i get one please

regards

Random Adult
Leader of a fucking Cult
Thinks he's so fly
Bitch fuck off
before I make you cry
He said Christianity too mainstream
So he started his own religion
stripping naked on live stream

[Yolosmokecrack]

THE ONLY TIME YOU GO HAM IS WHEN YOUR IN A VIRTUAL REALITY
IN REAL LIFE YOUR NOTHING BUT A FATALITY
YOUR BARS ARE WEAK YO VPN MUST NOT BE ON FLEEK
SEE TO ME YOUR JUST A GEEK TRYING TO RAP BUT YOU SOUND LIKE A SHEEP
YOUR FLOW PUTS CRACK HEADS TO SLEEP NURSERY RHYMES
IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU'LL MAKE A DIME
PLEASE END THIS THREAD YOUR RAPS AIN'T WORTH THE TIME


-DROPS MIC- (this is just a friendly dis to matrix programmer)

[Matrix Programmer]

THE ONLY TIME YOU GO HAM IS WHEN YOUR IN A VIRTUAL REALITY
IN REAL LIFE YOUR NOTHING BUT A FATALITY
YOUR BARS ARE WEAK YO VPN MUST NOT BE ON FLEEK
SEE TO ME YOUR JUST A GEEK TRYING TO RAP BUT YOU SOUND LIKE A SHEEP
YOUR FLOW PUTS CRACK HEADS TO SLEEP NURSERY RHYMES
IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU'LL MAKE A DIME
PLEASE END THIS THREAD YOUR RAPS AIN'T WORTH THE TIME


-DROPS MIC- (this is just a friendly dis to matrix programmer)

This ain't the place to fuck around
cuz one mistake and you're fuckin' clowned
Look, we got YoloSmokeCrack over here
sooner or later, that crack gonna make u disappear
Yea I said it right, you'll be 5 feet under
There you lie while God laughs at you as thunder,
Every crackle in the sky is a roll on the ground,
honestly though I would prefer if you drowned.
This bitch thinks he won because he put it in caps,
only thing gettin' capped is ur mother's pussy, DOUBLE TAPS,
Seriously I'm done with your bichass.
If there's any more you wanna say,
walk into the chamber and enjoy gas.

*drops mic*