[Mr.Peanut]

Omni walks into a bar, becomes too drunk to drive home.. who does he call?

Answer:

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A Leet since Uber is banned in Nevada






joking bitch, tried to spin off the joke but he calls an uber because they're not actually banned lmao

[God of Thunder]

Tell me a good joke:


PUSSY.

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You don't get it. Do you?

[Kden]

Alright heres a joke for ya:

Spoiler (Click to View)women rights

[enmafia2]

You know why I love duct tape so much?

Because it turns no no nooo into mmmm mmmm

Good luck to everyone!

[The Dark Hacker]

Thank you so much for being generous, here is my entry;

Give a man a fish, and he’ll 
Instagram it; teach a man to fish, and he’ll still Instagram it.

[Creamer]

Tell me a good joke:
the president is trump

[Stoke]

Tell me a good joke:

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
Spoiler (Click to View)Get in the car.

Thanks for the contest bro.

[Crystallize.]

I'm just waiting to receive my bitcoin funds and I will close the contest make sure to enter and good luck everyone.

[The Pulp Fiction]

Back in my days , there use to be no say what 😭

[Fantod]

A friend told me this joke yesterday. A man and his giraffe walk into a bar. They both hit their head, so the man starts to leave to go home. The bartender calls after him and says "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The man says "It's not a fucking lion it's a giraffe!"
Shitty jokes aside, thanks for giving back to the community.

[.kARAT]

Patient asks his doctor: “Can I take a bath with diarrhea?”

Doctor: Yes, if you are able to fill it up.


Thank you for this giveaway.

[Crystallize.]

Contest will end in less than an hour.
Good luck everyone

[tyko]

What did the suicide bomber instructor say...

"Im only going to show this once"

on reddit but still funny

[Crystallize.]

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Brusk
lasski
Sooty
boxxy


Funny they all had gift award , PM me which award do you want (not more than $25) also if you want you can give your prize to someone else.

[fmarion]

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Funny they all had gift award , PM me which award do you want (not more than $25) also if you want you can give your prize to someone else.

Me me pick me!😁 Thanks for the contest!