[Saltpeter]

I'm back! Figured I'd give this another shot without restricting it to upgraded members this time. It's exactly as the title says; post a thing you'd like me to say and I'll read it out into my microphone for you. I've done a little bit of vocal work before but nothing too professional. I, of course, reserve the right to refuse your request. I'd also appreciate it if you kept them under a paragraph. I most likely won't be able to do any impressions buy you can still go ahead and try your luck.

This is is a short clip of what I sound like, since I know that's the only thing you're wondering at this point. Anyway, let's get to it!

[synboxin]

PM'd you about this bro! 😏

[Saltpeter]

PM'd you about this bro! 😏

Messaged you back.

I'll be around for a while tonight if anyone is interested.

[Egregious Jr.]

Vouch for my man Aerodactyl, HQ AF services.

[hunterr]

Please say:
"hunterr is daddy moaning sounds I love hunterr"

[Shortcut]

PMed you about this bro! 🤝

[Saltpeter]

Please say:
"hunterr is daddy moaning sounds I love hunterr"

I'm so bad at fake moaning, but here.

PMed you about this bro! 🤝

I'll get to those of you that PMed me over this soon, don't worry.

[Peori0y]

Just try to pronounce my HF name, should be a challenge.

[Nachfolger]

I'm so bad at fake moaning, but here.

I downloaded this, I hope you don't mind.

Can you say "Nachfolger is OP with PHP"?

(Nash-full-jer) "jer" is like "jerk" without the "k"

[Saltpeter]

Just try to pronounce my HF name, should be a challenge.

How far was I off?

[oвѕervanт]

Once upon a time, there was an observing observant.

Do that ina trailer voice bud :P

[Yukino]

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that!

[Saltpeter]

I downloaded this, I hope you don't mind.

Can you say "Nachfolger is OP with PHP"?

(Nash-full-jer) "jer" is like "jerk" without the "k"

I tried not to butcher your name too hard, but I am American after all.

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Once upon a time, there was an observing observant.

Do that ina trailer voice bud :P

My best trailer voice, just for you.

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Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that!

I acquired a terrible southern accent in this one.

[שֵׁד]

say "Travy, why so small?" with the cutest little girl voice you can do.

xD!!!

[Wespa]

Dude sending you a pm this in 5 min.

This will help me a lot.