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The Client Guys: Weekly non-shitposts on how to write better hacks

We're in some deep shit.


Over the last two years things went real downhill real fast here in the griefing section. I was going to say that I don't think there's anyone specifically to blame for this, but upon further reflection, I think this whole slump started when thehen101 began selling "Ghost Clients" for fifteen bucks a pop to people who didn't want to get caught hacking on Kohi and Badlion. We all joked about it, talking about how s p o o k e d we all were, but.. the sad reality is, this whole trend of us all wanting to hide that we're hacking has just led to none of us talking about it anymore, even though there are plenty of new people around who want to get into Minecraft hacking. That just ain't right.

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The Client Guys


One of the biggest things that people in this community get trashed over is the quality of their code. Actually, let me rephrase that; it's the biggest thing that people in this community get trashed over. Chances are that half the people reading this right now have roasted someone else because you thought they had crap code style or were poorly designing their client, probably because half of it had been skidded. And it's understandable; we see the same mistakes that were being made in 2012 still being made in 2017, all because the crap code that existed back then is still being used today by everyone who wants to write a client.

So let's stop it.

The Client Guys are some people who want to stop crap code. Got all that? Good. Here's how this is going to work:
  • Every week, we're going to put up a Why We Hate Your Client post here that's going to talk about one big problem that we see in client code by showcasing crap code from a wide variety of popular hack clients. The analysis will be bloody. Some contestants will be maimed. But in the end we'll show you a good way to write that bad code so you'll never be roasted for that particular problem again.

  • Whenever an opportunity comes up, we're going to hold a Client Wars post in which two hack clients are pitted head-to-head WizardHax review-style, except instead of speaking at 350WPM flying around with nuker locked to enabled, we're going to go over the juicy bits of their codebases. The best client code will prevail; the worst will get roasted.

  • Occaisonal Quick Review posts that take code snippets from popular clients, point out the crappy parts, and fix them for you all to see.

  • If there's something special that we feel you should know about, we'll post about that too. What does that mean exactly? Beats me. But you'll know it when you see it.



At this point, it's already going to happen. We just wanted to let you know what to expect.

You want in? Get in here.

I saw 'cout' being shifted "Hello world" times to the left and stopped right there.
yo yo yo fodder in the building. Shits bout to get poppin. Im on this shit. Im almost sane mofos
This is going to be a very fun experience having this here. :)
Damn.
This will be veryinteresting
Could we also start posting/making more skidded clients. Not meming or anything. But remember the good ol days when anyone would make an account and post their client, and most people would judge the shit out of it.

I mean seriously tho this used to be the most active section on the entire site. But it's dead now, because all people are doing is selling overpriced minecraft clients for.
sorry to say it foundry but ur making a discord full of kids with big egos, and thats not going to get very far
oh boy cant wait to see one of my clients on the list
(May 23, 2017 07:22 AM)noil Wrote:  sorry to say it foundry but ur making a discord full of kids with big egos, and thats not going to get very far

Don't let him fool you OP this plan has absolutely no holes in it
Give me a hug! <3
Hacking is fucking dying as it should be; let it.
(May 23, 2017 12:41 PM)BigHax0r Wrote:  Hacking is fucking dying as it should be; let it.

as long as a game has a userbase, ppl will want hacks
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(May 24, 2017 12:42 PM)iKinky Wrote:  as long as a game has a userbase, ppl will want hacks

no they won't you fucking no neck
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(May 24, 2017 01:37 PM)widd Wrote:  no they won't you fucking no neck

fuck yourself dumb
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Vouch for Foundry, he knows his shit. Great, knowledgeable, and pleasant guy from my interactions with him. I think this is a phenomenally great idea. Hell even I'm looking forward to learning something! Good luck to you, Foundry.
(May 24, 2017 12:42 PM)iKinky Wrote:  as long as a game has a userbase, ppl will want hacks
Time to commit genocide then.
wow i love mincraft so much i play it everyday


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