[D3FCON5]

NOTEPAD TIPS & TRICKS

Okay, Ive been looting my drives for my old tutorials on small notepad hacks that were fun to work with when I was in school... If you were anything like the mischevious student like I was back then, then this thread should be easy and fun!

Programs Used:
1. Notepad
2. Command Prompt
3. Your Fingers

Trick #1
CMD opener

Step a. Open notepad
b. Goto File->Save As
c. Save the file as "cmd.bat"
d. In the workarea/textarea type this:

Code

start
command.exe

e. Press Ctrl+S
f. Run

Trick #2
VBLoops

Step a. Open notepad
b. Type this:

Code

Do
set a=msgbox("Penis",4069,"Warning")
Loop

note: you can change the text "Penis" in the parentheses to your heart's desire...literally
c. Goto File->Save As
d. Save as "Penis.vbe"
e. Run

Trick #3
Voice Recognition Loop

Step a. Open notepad
b. Type this:

Code

Do
Text=inputbox("Enter the text you want here","TextToSpeech")
Set ObjSpeech =CreateObject("SAPI.spVoice")
ObjSpeech.speak Text
Loop

c. Goto File->Save As
d. Save as "speak.vbe"
e. Run


NOTICE:All scripts can be easily aborted by right-clicking the Desktop Taskbar/Startbar and selecting TaskManager, then searching for "wscript.exe" and ending the process

[gekkehenk]

small yet funny tricks thanks for sharing!

[Raider]

Nice man, thanks!

I didn't even know about .vbe. What is that like? Visual Basic?

[D3FCON5]

.vbe is universal and .vbs has internal file saving errors (nerdy crap)... the jist is .vbe is wayy better

[tdude51]

How to crash someone's computer with a command prompt script like this one...

command.com
start command.com

2 lines are all you need ^^. save it as anything.bat.

[MaryLamb]

How to crash someone's computer with a command prompt script like this one...

command.com
start command.com

2 lines are all you need ^^. save it as anything.bat.

2+2=5

[D3FCON5]

Haha touche... another two-lined masterpiece of coding

[an0n1337]

thanx for this :)

msgtoshort

[GoogleBot]

really cool thank you very much.

[FrayzZeUsher]

Nice, good begginer tricks :3

[macc9500]

nice find
msg2shortttttt

[Detallado]

The TextToSpeech was an amazing tip !

Sadly it only speak on english 😖


Would be exelent if it can speak on all idioms.🤮

[Daltronic]

Code

@echo off
:loop
start
GOTO loop

welp.
but really, who still fucks with .bat files =\

[D3FCON5]

Haha... right!
well you need them when u can't access the internet...