[Crimin4L]

Welcome to: The Crazy Stories Thread

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What is this thread about?

My goal for this thread is for everyone to share an experience that you consider "crazy". Now this can mean many things but, it is ultimately up to you to decide!

Now ill start it off for you guys with this crazy experience with my ex-girlfriend:

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Now it all starts with my at the time girlfriend wanting me to sneak into her house where her Mother, Father, and Brother stayed. Now I'm not going to lie we did this several times before and actually got pretty accustom to it (stupidly). So I left my house and arrived at her house window. I then climbed in and did what we normally did.  😊  (Now her mother gets up for work at 5a.m every morning) We end up falling asleep in her bed, both of us naked. Out of no where my Ex starts shaking me and I wake up to her mother shaking the door nob cause i guess she realized it was locked (which it wasn't supposed to be). So I jump up with my d*ck swinging around and run into the closet while her mom walked away for a second. Sure enough she went to go get a butter knife and BOOM opens the door and turns on the lights (Mind you the closet door wouldn't close all the way so it was left open just enough so i can look out).

Now the mother starts staring at my Ex who is pretending to be asleep. Her mother walks over and RIPS the covers off her. She see's she only got panties on and also see's my hoodie that happened to be under the banket too.

She walked over to the closet and opened it: there i was, standing like a deer in headlights with my hands over my balls  🙃

After she opened the closet she looked down and just shook her head (mind you she already didn't like me LOL) then turned around and started smacking the SHUT outta my Ex. After she got her hits in she walked to the bedroom door and screamed "BOOOBBBYYY" and that's when my heart dropped (not like my heart wasn't already with my shriveled balls). So my Ex starts throwing me all my clothes and I get dressed real real quick. Then bobby came in the room with his tighty-whiteys on and got in my face and started saying a bunch of nonsense; he asked for my phone number, so I gave it to him and then I was on my way  🤣 

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Now it is up to the rest of you to continue the crazy stories &

keep us entertained!

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[Crimin4L]

Let's Get this post rolling!! Who got a crazy story they wanna tell?

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She walked over to the closet and opened it: there i was, standing like a deer in headlights with my hands over my balls  🙃

So what happened after? Did she get mad af and kicked you out? 😏

[Crimin4L]

So what happened after? Did she get mad af and kicked you out?  😏

Hahaha Yea basically.

After she opened the closet she looked down and just shook her head (mind you she already didn't like me LOL) then turned around and started smacking the SHUT outta my Ex. After she got her hits in she walked to the bedroom door and screamed "BOOOBBBYYY" and that's when my heart dropped (not like my heart wasn't already with my shriveled balls). So my Ex starts throwing me all my clothes and I get dressed real real quick. Then bobby came in the room with his tighty-whiteys on and got in my face and started saying a bunch of nonsense; he asked for my phone number, so I gave it to him and then I was on my way 🤣

Gonna add ending to OP lol

[Crimin4L]

Gonna bump this to see if anyone else has a story they want to share. I know some people will love my story ;D

[TheChaosKiller]

I have a crazy story but not sure I should share it because it would expose someone who would not appreciate it, and I don't think I can tell it without doing so lol. I enjoyed your story, I've never had that happen to myself but I caught my brother and his girl in a vaguely similar situation! I can imagine how you must've felt!

[Lindros]

Haha first time I tried meth was with a homeless dude.

That and I banged a cougar/milf in the back alley of a halfway house.

Not my proudest moments, I guess.

[duck]

My crazy story you can read this thread https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5954489 as that's something im still concerning about lol, now that I have ub3r hope the guy doesnt remember.

i dont have that much of crazy stories, they appear to be normal and i can't think of anything now.:( 
maybe i will one day so ill edit this post.

edit: well crazy story was maybe a girl jacking me off in lecture, that was super fucked up, i put bags and chairs in front of me so the teacher cant see and she just went full on, the others were watching (my dick was under pants) but they were laughing like retarded, for no reason.

[Ivex]

Lmao your story makes me feel a bit better about an awkward experience about me and my ex.

Not gonna share it here, I'm all about over sharing but I really don't want a permanent written record of it for anyone to see lmao.

[Matthew 6:33]

Family owns a restaurant, one day a drunk hobo came in asking for non sense shit like stuff we don’t serve. Our manager tells him to fuck off because he started to yell at us when we didn’t have what he wanted. The hobo goes out the door and then comes running back in goes behind the counter and punches our manager right in the face knocking him down. Our pizza man grabbed the drunk hobo and put him in a head lock and we called 911 and we took the hobo outside and the pizza guy was like “ ALRIGHT WHO WANTS A SWING AT HIM???”... no one hit him tho. Cops came and got him.

Another story.. We had a table of 5 people waiting for a pizza. It was a busy Friday night. One of the kids that was at the table went to the bathroom and was in there for about an hour. The parents come up to us and ask for the key to the bathroom. We don’t have one because it was a simple turn lock you can use a butter knife. WE COULDNT GET IT OPEN. So one of our waiters started to try and kick the door down and it didn’t work so our Pizzaman got a credit card and slide it in the lock, we opened the door and the kid was face down on the ground with a needle in his arm, dude OD’d in our bathroom. We called 911 and they managed to saved him. Funny thing is they still come and eat at our restaurant.

[Crimin4L]

Family owns a restaurant, one day a drunk hobo came in asking for non sense Clay Davis like stuff we don’t serve. Our manager tells him to fugg off because he started to yell at us when we didn’t have what he wanted. The hobo goes out the door and then comes running back in goes behind the counter and punches our manager right in the face knocking him down. Our pizza man grabbed the drunk hobo and put him in a head lock and we called 911 and we took the hobo outside and the pizza guy was like “ ALRIGHT WHO WANTS A SWING AT HIM???”... no one hit him tho. Cops came and got him.

Another story.. We had a table of 5 people waiting for a pizza. It was a busy Friday night. One of the kids that was at the table went to the bathroom and was in there for about an hour. The parents come up to us and ask for the key to the bathroom. We don’t have one because it was a simple turn lock you can use a butter knife. WE COULDNT GET IT OPEN. So one of our waiters started to try and kick the door down and it didn’t work so our Pizzaman got a credit card and slide it in the lock, we opened the door and the kid was face down on the ground with a needle in his arm, dude OD’d in our bathroom. We called 911 and they managed to saved him. Funny thing is they still come and eat at our restaurant.

Bruh that second story tho. Was not expecting that, God bless that kid man he's very lucky. Sadly about a 2 months ago my grandma found my aunt upstairs in a fetal position stiff and cold. She OD'd on fentanyl, because thats all heroin is laced with. I bet it was the same for that kid too. They just didn't find her in time.
RIP and godbless to my aunt though, she was a real one <3

[TheChaosKiller]

Family owns a restaurant, one day a drunk hobo came in asking for non sense Clay Davis like stuff we don’t serve. Our manager tells him to fugg off because he started to yell at us when we didn’t have what he wanted. The hobo goes out the door and then comes running back in goes behind the counter and punches our manager right in the face knocking him down. Our pizza man grabbed the drunk hobo and put him in a head lock and we called 911 and we took the hobo outside and the pizza guy was like “ ALRIGHT WHO WANTS A SWING AT HIM???”... no one hit him tho. Cops came and got him.

Another story.. We had a table of 5 people waiting for a pizza. It was a busy Friday night. One of the kids that was at the table went to the bathroom and was in there for about an hour. The parents come up to us and ask for the key to the bathroom. We don’t have one because it was a simple turn lock you can use a butter knife. WE COULDNT GET IT OPEN. So one of our waiters started to try and kick the door down and it didn’t work so our Pizzaman got a credit card and slide it in the lock, we opened the door and the kid was face down on the ground with a needle in his arm, dude OD’d in our bathroom. We called 911 and they managed to saved him. Funny thing is they still come and eat at our restaurant.

Jesus, that's insane! Talk about addictions getting in the way of life :(

[Matthew 6:33]

Jesus, that's insane! Talk about addictions getting in the way of life :(

For real bro. The parents grabbed the needle up with a paper towel and said please don’t tell them what happened. I was like what the fuck.

[Lindros]

Family owns a restaurant, one day a drunk hobo came in asking for non sense Clay Davis like stuff we don’t serve. Our manager tells him to fugg off because he started to yell at us when we didn’t have what he wanted. The hobo goes out the door and then comes running back in goes behind the counter and punches our manager right in the face knocking him down. Our pizza man grabbed the drunk hobo and put him in a head lock and we called 911 and we took the hobo outside and the pizza guy was like “ ALRIGHT WHO WANTS A SWING AT HIM???”... no one hit him tho. Cops came and got him.

Another story.. We had a table of 5 people waiting for a pizza. It was a busy Friday night. One of the kids that was at the table went to the bathroom and was in there for about an hour. The parents come up to us and ask for the key to the bathroom. We don’t have one because it was a simple turn lock you can use a butter knife. WE COULDNT GET IT OPEN. So one of our waiters started to try and kick the door down and it didn’t work so our Pizzaman got a credit card and slide it in the lock, we opened the door and the kid was face down on the ground with a needle in his arm, dude OD’d in our bathroom. We called 911 and they managed to saved him. Funny thing is they still come and eat at our restaurant.

Fuck that happened when I worked in fast food like 10 years ago but it was a little bit more comical.

This dude who worked at the local 99 cent store walked in to the store bathroom and threw away a HANDLE of vodka that he had just drank. I found him like 25 minutes later when I went to clean the bathroom and this dude was PASSED tf out with his pants and underwear down to his ankles. Like wtf? Still had his 99 cent store work uniform on.

[TheChaosKiller]

For real bro. The parents grabbed the needle up with a paper towel and said please don’t tell them what happened. I was like what the fugg.

That's so crazy man. I've known some parents who've done similar stuff with their kids, we had a guy at my first job who was a heavy cocaine user and would always have freak outs in the bathroom stalls. He would collapse, bloody nosed and smeared all over his face, call his dad who would come pick him up and pretend he'd had a seizure. Happened three times before someone decided to call the police to try and get him help.