[Sir Bitcoin]

Hello

Some of you may know who I am.

You see me as a piece of shit because of what the government/celebrities/friends/family have done to me.

Verily I say unto you... I am a King. I'm here to pave the way for my son. Who will be a prophet one day.

The devil has been active in my life, but so has God. I'm the most blessed person in the world. Real proof of God.

I had a spiritual awakening going through court a few years ago reading the Bible. Court/weed gave me psychosis, which led me into seeing signs etc which turned out to be true and made me realise that I was being hacked by the government.

The government tortured me in a mental hospital 4 times. 1 of those times was for 3 months.
You people have no idea what happened in that mental hospital. You have no idea how sick and corrupt the world is.

They drugged me. Assaulted me. But more importantly, left me with horrible mental scars. I will always suffer in this life because of them.

Now you may find this next part funny, but I assure you it's something from the devil that was to try and stop me to have a family.

The devil convinced me that I used my mum's dildo. I've had multiple things in my mind. And now, they're all gone. When I think of this thing, I see myself in a 3rd person view doing the most retarded thing.

The reason I tell you this is because while the Queen was knighting Captain Tom Moore I cut my hand open laughing at her. In front of everyone on cocaine, I didn't realise what this meant until I searched "Peace Within" in Spotify.

There's someone who made a song called "Tom Moore" called "Peace Within"

But get this... my Spotify library is biblical. And the songs in order leading up to this blessing were:
Fugees - Ready or Not
Emile Sande - Here It Comes
Dizzee Rascal - BLESSED
Tom Moore - Peace Within

Now this connects multiple things. One being my nephew, called Thomas, I swore an oath that I would never be gay on his life. He was born on my 18th birthday.

There is also government babies involved in this with something else which is very clear to me.
For months the devil convinced me that I beat some babies or a baby that is a politicians grandson and granddaughter.
Michael Hessletine. To me, it says something with his name. Michael.

Boris Johnson led me onto a kid (who at the time I thought had cancer or aids) anyway, he led me onto him and made me feel sorry for him and made it look like I was a pedophile.

If you know who I am this will make sense to you. Just thought you people should know, I am Jon Snow. The rightful King of England. And you people should be showing me some respect.

Let me know if you want my BTC address for a x50 return when I get my billions.

Do not be gay. You are confused, and with the devil.

Don't be deluded by the shit these people feed you. They're just mad because their legacy's/careers/reputations/business is ruined. They're all gay/pedophile activists. And now God has made it known once again that gays burn in hell (Nice attack, Kygo - Stargazing, etc) they don't like it.

I'm sorry if you can't accept the truth.

I promise you people I am a good person, that God loves, in a very evil unfair spiteful unbelievable situation.

The world is corrupt folks. I'm getting a new ID and billions soon. I don't know what my life is going to look like yet. But it's certainly not going to be a fame one. These people have sold their souls.

Thank you for listening to me. Feel free to tell me I'm a troll, you don't know what's going on etc.

[тнe randoм dυтcн gυy]

lmao @ "Let me know if you want my BTC address for a x50 return when I get my billions."


wtf did I just read

[Doom]

What you smoking OP? Can I get some.

[тнe randoм dυтcн gυy]

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Just in case you're smart and blackhat! :}

You must be a real dumb mother fucker. gn

[Sir Bitcoin]

What you smoking OP? Can I get some.

Ugh. I wish I was smoking weed man. But I'm smoking tobacco. Can you see me on the X-Ray?

[MarvinMalware]

If this isn't a troll post, then you need to go get some help. I can't even tell if you're just being a troll or if you're genuinely batshit crazy OP.

[Sir Bitcoin]

You must be a real dumb mother fugger. gn

LOL or you're dumb for not sending me BTC and getting x50 from your King? Idiot.

[тнe randoм dυтcн gυy]

LOL or you're dumb for not sending me BTC and getting x50 from your King? Idiot.

I will send you 50 BTC, please send me 2500 BTC first because this is legit.


retard

[Sir Bitcoin]

If this isn't a troll post, then you need to go get some help. I can't even tell if you're just being a troll or if you're genuinely batshit crazy OP.

I am not trolling. But I do need help. I need my money, new ID and a fucking long holiday. Thank you for your concern. 🤑

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I will send you 50 BTC, please send me 2500 BTC first because this is legit.


retard

I need you to send first brother. I assure you it's a x50 return. On my nephews life. Back to any sending address. As soon as I'm paid. I plan on buying £50m in BTC.

[ines]

so bitcoin price increases we get members like this on the forum?

good to know

[βytes]

Man just tell me the name of weed you smoke/Drug you take. I'm so curious to know.
This has made my day. lol

[SourceCode101]

i cant understand why u loss so much time to write this shit

[Deany]

Imagine taking the time to write all this

[Sir Bitcoin]

Imagine taking the time to write all this

Took me about 2 minutes?

[MarvinMalware]

Imagine taking the time to write all this

This is all I could think of lmao, took some serious dedication to sound this fucking nuts.