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What was the most outrageous lie you believed as a child?

What was the most outrageous lie you believed as a child? I did believe I might find another world in a wardrobe.
(Oct 4, 2024 02:16 AM)The Pact Wrote:  What was the most outrageous lie you believed as a child? I did believe I might find another world in a wardrobe.

😂😂😂 hmm I wonder if Narnia had anything to do with that..

My parents come from 3rd world and at the time were quite religious. Mum would say chant these prayers for this and that.

Bogus as fuck

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(Oct 4, 2024 02:51 AM)DashPHP Wrote:  😂😂😂 hmm I wonder if Narnia had anything to do with that..

My parents come from 3rd world and at the time were quite religious. Mum would say chant these prayers for this and that.

Bogus as fuck

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Aww that's hard going. So none of the prayers worked?
Probably believing in my parents religion, and believing in Santa, lmao.
Santa. I wish that mf was real. But ofc nothing in this world is free!
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(Oct 4, 2024 05:44 AM)Deany Wrote:  Santa. I wish that mf was real. But ofc nothing in this world is free!

Santa is the king of kids lies, we all thought of him and tooth fairy
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(Oct 4, 2024 05:51 AM)Jamika Wrote:  Santa is the king of kids lies, we all thought of him and tooth fairy

The fact that parents around the world have managed to keep up this lie for so long is impressive, shocking, and borderline unsettling LMAO.
Whenever we were driving and I was misbehaving, my parents pointed to a house and said "that's where the bad children go". I believed it every time and they literally pointed to a different house every time, LOL.
(Oct 4, 2024 02:16 AM)The Pact Wrote:  What was the most outrageous lie you believed as a child? I did believe I might find another world in a wardrobe.

I think I used to fall asleep while walking down the stairs in our old house. I thought that I might have floated down the stairs. I still kinda think I did float to the bottom... I've also fallen down these stairs a handful of times when I was a kid 🤣🤣
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(Oct 4, 2024 05:02 AM)The Pact Wrote:  Aww that's hard going. So none of the prayers worked?

Nooo..

What I found was putting in the hard work and building something rather than relying on prayers is where I started to see success.

Reflecting back, I can see religion was used as a coping mechanism because the financial struggles my parents constantly faced as a middle class family in an expensive city and with lack of education, really relied on their prayers.

I don’t pray or believe in religion anymore but I believe in working hard and making somethin for yourself.
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(Oct 4, 2024 05:57 AM)Trust Wrote:  Whenever we were driving and I was misbehaving, my parents pointed to a house and said "that's where the bad children go". I believed it every time and they literally pointed to a different house every time, LOL.

I should have tried that when my youngest was throwing empty soda cans at my head when I was driving.
(Feb 7, 2025 01:29 AM)Lowkey Wrote:  Angels and demons weren't real.

Then I grew up and wow.

"Don't do a dox / deep dive on the vatican" they said

"It's probably lame" they said

I suppose that was during your Telegram days. I know you had Telegram days. You told me.
I was outrageously told that the earth was round, when it in fact is spherical in shape. 😆

At least that's what I think.
My dad told me I would catch more fish if I got good grades….what a load of crap.


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